Cowboys News: KC-based milk company trolls Eagles over Super Bowl loss
By Jerry Trotta
The Dallas Cowboys’ playoff exit was humiliating in its own right.
Had the Eagles won the Super Bowl, the embarrassment would’ve increased ten fold. Luckily, the Chiefs overcame a 10-point halftime deficit and outscored Philadelphia 17-8 in the fourth quarter to win their second title in three years.
Again, the concept of the Eagles winning their second Super Bowl since 2017 while the Cowboys extended their streak of failing to advance to the NFC Championship Game for the 27th consecutive season is enough to make any Cowboys fan go into hiding until Week 1 of the 2023 season.
Suffice it to say Dallas is forever in debt to the Chiefs.
However, you can add Missouri-based milk supplier — Shatto Milk Company — to the list after their stupendous design for their new bottle.
Cowboys Nation, can I interest you in “Eagles Tears” to quench your thirst?
Found on Reddit: https://t.co/98nJoEwQtd
— John Owning (@JohnOwning) April 11, 2023
Cowboys fans can drink ‘Eagles Tears’ thanks to KC-based milk company
Our friends over at Arrowhead Addict went through the trouble of depicting the bottle’s description. Here’s how it reads:
"“Have you ever tasted eagle tears before? Neither had we. But we gotta say, we weren’t expecting their flavor profile to so closely resemble cheesecake. Cheesesteak, maybe. But not cheesecake. Bottling them was no easy feat. We had to conquer the West, defend our home turf (twice!) and travel all the way to the desert and back. Make no mistake, Kansas City. The contents of this bottle are very precious cargo. Savor it.”"
We have just one question: Does Shatto Milk Company have an endless supply of ‘Eagles Tears’, because we’ll order as many bottles as it takes to satiate Cowboys fans’ newfound milk cravings.
This is incredible … and probably a nice change of pace for Chiefs diehards who have likely indulged in copious amounts of beer since Patrick Mahomes and company rallied in the second half to down the Eagles.
The Cowboys split their season series vs the Eagles in 2022. Ironically, Dallas and Philly both won with the opponent’s backup QB starting, so they never truly met at full-strength. Fans of both teams did their best to manifest a playoff rematch, but it wasn’t to be after Philly clinched the No. 1 seed.
Fans will be counting down the days until the first showdown of 2023. In the meantime, Cowboys Nation will be drinking their fill of ‘Eagles Tears,” while Eagles fans try to put Shatto Milk Company out of business.
