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Five ways the Cowboys will beat the Redskins on Thanksgiving

By Michael H. Vu

Nov 20, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant (88) celebrates his third quarter touchdown against the Baltimore Ravens at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 20, 2016; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant (88) celebrates his third quarter touchdown against the Baltimore Ravens at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports /
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Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys defensive end Jack Crawford (58) sacks Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins (8) during the first half at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys defensive end Jack Crawford (58) sacks Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins (8) during the first half at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports /

2. The “You like that” guy does awesome, then he doesn’t.

So, about that guy who drives an old van and says things like, “You like that” at innocent people and cameras…

Yeah, he gonna fail.

Cause quarterback Kirk Cousins did so in week 2 against the Cowboys when it mattered most.

The Cowboys defense should just let him drive to the red zone, let his heart inflate, then burst that bubble with a pick.

It happened on September 18th, when Dallas won 27-23.

Sure, the 28-year-old is coming off a 145.8 rating game against the Packers.

Yes, he’s shooting a 98.8 QB rating for the year, with 3,000-plus yards under his belt, and a 17-7 touchdown to interception ratio.

But I just feel like he’ll be the turkey and Dak Prescott will be the goat. There’s only one thing left to say:

You like that Kirky?

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