A 2017 guide to onboard new Dallas Cowboys fans

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ARLINGTON, TX – NOVEMBER 24: Dak Prescott #4 of the Dallas Cowboys and Preston Smith #94 of the Washington Redskins hug at midfield after their game at AT&T Stadium on November 24, 2016 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
ARLINGTON, TX – NOVEMBER 24: Dak Prescott #4 of the Dallas Cowboys and Preston Smith #94 of the Washington Redskins hug at midfield after their game at AT&T Stadium on November 24, 2016 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images) /

Know the NFC East rivalry

There’s nothing like the NFC East rivalry in all of sports. By becoming a Cowboys Nation member, you’ve painted a bright target on your back. No problem. When fans from other NFC East communities jump at you, show them this eviction notice:

Head to head records please…

Cowboys over Redskins, 68-44-2

Cowboys over Giants, 62-46-2

Cowboys over Eagles, 65-51

Bonus point, the 68 wins over Washington is the most wins the Cowboys have against any team in the league. Be sure to send a thank you note to D.C.

Enemies know your team better than you

As a Cowboys fan, you’ll start to notice how other fans know more about Dallas than you. It’s a common finding.

The Dallas Cowboys are always on television. People love the team. They hate them. Either way, people have an opinion on America’s Team. Get used to it. The team is the epic center of pro football.

And while the enemy might wear different jerseys, inside they secretly love to hate the team, even if that means spending more energy on the Dallas Cowboys than their own favorite team.

About the America’s Team tag

I bet you that fans from other team squads have found this article. In fact, I bet you they’ve read this far. At this moment, I’d like to thank them for shining our motto, “America’s Team.” Without them, America’s Team wouldn’t last.

Thanks for the hate.