I would rather have flaming bamboo shoved under my fingernails than cheer for this man because of a fantasy league(Credit: Kirby LeeUS PRESSWIRE)

From the very beginning fantasy football seemed asinine/ludicrous to me: I am a Dallas Cowboy fan, that means I hate every other team and every player that doesn’t play for the Cowboys. There are surprisingly few exceptions to my rule against not liking any non-Cowboy players: I can only think of the occasional ‘all-century team’ player like Barry Sanders or Walter Payton, and a few former Cowboys like Emmitt as a Cardinal or Dorsett as a Bronco.

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