I had suspected this game to be a statement game, and a momentum builder for the Cowboys. But the only statement that was made is: We like turds. And the only thing that was built was a big ol’ turd tower. We climbed into that turd tower and jumped out, only to splatter noisily  on the turf. This game will be played off as a “game that didn’t matter”. In a way, that is entirely accurate. The loss won’t affect our chances of making the playoffs, but I have a hard time calling this game completely irrelevant. We had a chance to injure Michael Vick, and we couldn’t get it done. Every time he dropped back, we had a chance to hit him illegally and turn his brain into miso soup. Every time he took a snap, the Cowboys were presented with an opportunity to shatter his spine. After every quarter back scramble, the opportunity to rip his legs off was on the table. But we did not deliver. The Cowboys squandered their chances of going undefeated against the Eagles next year. But that’s fine, maybe he’ll slip in the shower or something.

There is really nothing to analyze in a game where everything can be played off as “They weren’t trying”, so I am going to highlight our key player’s super powers and give you something to look for in the upcoming game against the Giants. It will be the unofficial start of the playoffs. It will be huge. Read up, and get your Cowboy motor started. This is huge, people. This is huge. (more…)

Bunk a curse! Bunk it! The Cowboys chances of winning a Super Bowl this year are fairly low. I’m sorry. It must be said. Our secondary is not at the level that it needs to be. We are often fighting injuries. Our running game comes and goes. This isn’t a sinking ship that we are voyaging on. In fact, it’s not even a ship. It’s a flat bottom boat with a Trolley motor on the back. We can get around, sure. We can win some races. But we won’t outrun the motor boat. We won’t out maneuver the dude on the surf board. And we would lose horribly in a game of chicken to a tug boat. (more…)