Nov 3, 2013; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys cheerleader performs during a timeout during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at AT&T Stadium. The Dallas Cowboys beat the Minnesota Vikings 27-23. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

Best Fantasy Football Team Names For Cowboys Fans In 2014


Right around the corner it will once again be that time of year where average Joes act like NFL general managers in that wonderful world of Fantasy Football. And as Dallas Cowboys fans, we feel a special responsibility to represent America’s Team. How do we do that in fantasy football? In two major ways. One, we overreach in the draft for our favorite Cowboy players. (guilty as charged) And two, we come up with a creative Dallas-related name for our fantasy team.

Below you’ll find some of the most unique and creative fantasy football Dallas Cowboy-related team names from around the web. I’ll also include a few of my own. If you have any more to add, please place them in the comment section of this article. That way, the entire Cowboy Nation can have plenty of Fantasy Football team names to choose from.

Nov 28, 2013; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kinzie Ryanne performs during a NFL football game on Thanksgiving between the Dallas Cowboys and the Oakland Raiders at AT&T Stadium. Dallas beat Oakland 31-24. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

A Lump of Cole Beasley
And so it was Witten
Can I get a Witteness?
Crest Pro Wittening
Cowboy Up
DeMarcoble Murray
DeMarco Polo
Dez Dispenser
Dez for Prez
Dezpicable Me
Dez’d and Confused
Dezn’t Ring a Bell
Dezzy Does Dallas
Dezmanian Devils
Easy Dez It (EZ-Dez It )
Free Doug Free
Frederick’s Neck Beard
Final Dez-tination
Get Out of my Dreams, Get into my Carr
Hitchen’s Kitchen Nightmares
I Gots Mittens Like Witten
I Ride With Church on Sundays
I should’ve been a Cowboy
I Love Witten, (no romo)
In Witten We Trust
In Bailey We Trust
Itz Re-Marco-ble
Jason Garrett’s Ginger Boys
Jerry’s Glory Holes
Jerry’s Kids
Jerry’s World
J.J. Wil-Knocks You Out
Kittens Love Witten
Landry’s Hat
Lonestar Stunners
Makin’ it Dwayne Harris
Marinelli’s Rushmen
Murray Up Offense
Orton Hears a Boo
Obey D-Law
Rhinestone Cowboys
Romo Arigato Mr Roboto
Romophobia
Romomentum
Romotastic
Romophobics
Romo Sapiens
Romo Witten His Pants
Romosexual Tendencies
Smokin’ Weeden
Spencer for Hire
Teach Me How to Doug Free
That’s My Quarterback
The Claiborne Identity
The Cowboy Way
The Rushmen
Throwin’ Up The X
Wake me up, before you Romo
When in Romo
Wide Open Dez-ert
Witteness Protection Program
Witten do that if I were you
Witten in the Stars
Witten Up for Bad Behavior

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  • Howard Willis

    So let it be Witten so let it be done!!!

  • joe

    Witten on the Walls

  • Medievalon

    No ReGarretts