Jerry Jones: The Man Who Laughs

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Feb 4, 2012; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones arrives on the red carpet for the Direct TV Party at Victory Field. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

This is a crooked man in complete denial, who reviews incorrect metrics, and slams his notion of success down peoples throats. He could at least buy a fan a beer instead of watching them wash down their sorrows with their own river of tears.

Dallas is the epic center of the NFL in all the wrong (embarrassing) ways. Jerry has created his version of Las Vegas inside AT&T Stadium, and graciously plays host to fans and visitors alike. And win or lose, like Vegas, the house (Jones) always wins. Always.

But despite the wicked mess, Jerry Jones can still fix his errors. (No, not his Botox smile.)

All Jerry Jones has to do is fire himself. He must know this. Of all the bad, the horror, and losses over the years, Jerry can do the Cowboys a win by ejecting himself.

“Eject” as in a good-bye forever. From interviews. Television. The Owner’s box. The sidelines. “Eject” as in Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back.

The Cowboys then, and only then, are granted their wish of a proper reset. And without a reset — a do over decades in the making — the Cowboys will continue to draw laughter, criticism, negativity and mediocrity to the epic star in Dallas.

Jerry, sir, it’s hard, but you can still do a solid.

Hey, even Darth Vader turned away from the dark side.

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  • DC14

    Jerry is not an Idiot. Smart business man who runs the Cowboys with heart. The team is getting better drafts lately and with Mclay’s input, they are a good defense away from competing in the playoffs.

    • disqus_kLJwdEdnOL

      It takes more than heart to develop a winning team. It takes a person who knows how to draft, can handle the players’ salaries properly, have enough sense to allow the head coach enough freedom to at least pick his own coordinators, and finally to have enough sense to just get the hell out of the way if the team has had almost no success for over 17 years.

      • Michael Vu

        Enough said.

  • sinkler

    The drugs must be good buddy? Jerry knows jerry!!! Sell tickets sell the cowboys. that’s it that’s all money baby money! Bring back the 90′s please I’m sick of this circus!

  • SmartThinking

    There’s an old saying around the poker tables: “Nothing’s sweeter than won money.”

    Jerry’s a gambler. He parlayed a few million into a $billion plus sports franchise and three Super Bowl Lombardi Trophies in less than 20 years. And as much as we bitch and moan as fans about him and what he’s done to our football team (me most of all) that SOB just keeps sitting there and laughing and laughing.

    Why? Because he’s betting with our money.

    Nothing’s sweeter.

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