Jerry Jones: The Man Who Laughs

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June 11, 2013; Irving, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talks during a press conference after minicamp at Dallas Cowboys Headquarters. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Ha. Ha. Aha. He, he. Aho. He. Ha.

This is Jerry Jones at his very, very best.

Of the top 10 most watched NFL games of the 2013 campaign, The Dallas Cowboys not only topped the list, they also landed on it five times.

Yes, five. Their final record was 8-8 (in case you tuned out).

  1. Raiders/Cowboys – Thanksgiving Day
  2. Packers/49ers – Sept. 8
  3. Broncos/Cowboys – Oct. 6
  4. Packers/Lions – Thanksgiving Day
  5. Broncos/Chiefs – Dec. 1
  6. Cowboys/Giants – Nov. 24
  7. Packers/Cowboys – Dec. 15
  8. Seahawks/49ers – Dec. 8
  9. Eagles/Cowboys – Dec. 29
  10. Eagles/Broncos – Sept. 29

Jones is absolutely correct on his personal assessment that his best body of work is today, and within the last few years. Right on, Jerry.

The trilogy is complete: The Dallas Cowboys failed to win three elimination games in a row. So, it is official now — Jerry Jones has mastered the art of mixing broadway and stupidity.

This dude is an idiot. He must have struck his Botox needle a little too deep one night, thus tampered his brain. What an idiot.

Jerry Jones now has enough credibility to rule the galaxy longer than Darth Vader’s Master. And it looks like Jerry will. Great. Just great. Now we know why Yoda booked a hotel in a mud ditch.

The function of Jerry Jones today, yesterday, and beyond is to entertain, to stay relevant, to sell tickets, and to give the fans what he calls a “show.”

Thanks, Mr. Jones, but some of us don’t consider beating Kim Kardashian in television ratings a success.


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  • DC14

    Jerry is not an Idiot. Smart business man who runs the Cowboys with heart. The team is getting better drafts lately and with Mclay’s input, they are a good defense away from competing in the playoffs.

    • disqus_kLJwdEdnOL

      It takes more than heart to develop a winning team. It takes a person who knows how to draft, can handle the players’ salaries properly, have enough sense to allow the head coach enough freedom to at least pick his own coordinators, and finally to have enough sense to just get the hell out of the way if the team has had almost no success for over 17 years.

      • Michael Vu

        Enough said.

  • sinkler

    The drugs must be good buddy? Jerry knows jerry!!! Sell tickets sell the cowboys. that’s it that’s all money baby money! Bring back the 90′s please I’m sick of this circus!

  • SmartThinking

    There’s an old saying around the poker tables: “Nothing’s sweeter than won money.”

    Jerry’s a gambler. He parlayed a few million into a $billion plus sports franchise and three Super Bowl Lombardi Trophies in less than 20 years. And as much as we bitch and moan as fans about him and what he’s done to our football team (me most of all) that SOB just keeps sitting there and laughing and laughing.

    Why? Because he’s betting with our money.

    Nothing’s sweeter.