Dec 9, 2013; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte (22) is tackled by the Dallas Cowboys defense during the third quarter at Soldier Field. Mandatory Credit: Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

Who Should The Dallas Cowboys Fire First?

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Just fire em all.

By this time we’ve all read the blogs and articles about the state of the Dallas defense. And it’s all 100% true. They’re awful, and contrary to what anybody might say, I imagine you could put these guys among the worst in NFL history.

So let’s just start over.

How do we get out of a salary cap crisis? Just fire the entire defense. You don’t need a defense to do what these guys did Monday night right? So why pay anybody?

Let’s be specific though.

Fire B.W. Webb for being absolutely worthless, and I mean it, worthless. Where did we find that guy? Fire Jeff Heath for almost the exact same thing. Fire Brandon Carr for literally coming to Dallas and robbing us blind. All that money he got and he decides he doesn’t have to earn it.

Fire all of the linebackers for not trying to learn a little from Sean Lee. It’s probably their fault he’s hurt mainly because he has to make every tackle.

Fire Demarcus Ware, yes, even the great Demarcus Ware for just disappearing completely these last two years. C’mon man, you’re one of the greatest of all time. How about being a leader and stepping up.

Fire the guy who decided it would be wise to bring a hundred or so defensive lineman off the street and play musical chairs with them instead of bringing in a handful of guys that give us our best chance to win and sticking with them. I guess continuity and allowing guys to learn a system isn’t an effective strategy anymore.

This one is easy, fire Monte Kiffin for making the Dallas Cowboys a part of history for all the wrong reasons. Injuries are something you have to deal with, but great coaches find the strengths of what they have and tailor those skills to a strategy. These guys may be nobodies, but they have to have some potential if they made it to this level.

Wow, I feel better.

Nope, just kidding.

Fire the idiot who can’t figure out that Demarco Murray is destroying these defenses and not continuing to run the ball. If he’s going to hurt then you might as well run him until he does. Whether that is Garrett, or Callahan, or whoever just fire them.

Fire Miles Austin for pretty much the same reasons as Brandon Carr.

And jiminy Christmas somebody fire the incompetent strength and conditioning coach. Has there ever been a team in history with so many hamstring injuries? Maybe I’m overreacting now, but something tells me that isn’t just bad luck.

Man, maybe it is just time to blow this team up and rebuild. The Saints game was upsetting, but this one was just straight up unbelievable.

These guys are getting harder and harder to watch, but as any true fan would say, I will never turn my back on these guys.

No matter how bad it gets I’m a Cowboys fan for life.

To the bitter end.

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