6 Mental Disorders Dallas Cowboys Fans Suffer From

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May was Mental Health Month, but I’m a procrastinator and couldn’t motivate myself to write that article. And it’s hard enough to write this particular article with my mom nagging at me to get out of the house and look for a job today.

As I was trying to motivate myself to get out of bed today to go look for said job (my dad says these guys could make good use of my communications degree at their drivethru speaker), I got to thinking about the quirkiness of fellow Cowboys fans. After all, Cowboys fans have been called crazy for following this team. We even have fans defining themselves as having an non-specific mental disorder:

Define “insanity”

Not missing a game for the past 16 years.

I’m freaking insane.


This article goes where none have gone before in that I specify what mental disorders you or your fellow Cowboys fans may be suffering from. Know the tell-tale signs, for there’s enough dysfunction in the organizationthat it shouldn’t exist on the outside too.

Dallas Cowboys fans suffer from heat exhaustion to cheer on a team in July that they will cuss at by November.

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