Dallas Cowboys vs. Washington Redskins, A Rivalry In Smack Talk

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Later I stumbled across a second tragic name. He was a Center drafted by the Redskins in the 1953 Draft. Though he never played for them and his name is really a nickname it is still hilarious. The player’s name was Buzz Nutter. No, I am not joking. The Redskins drafted a player whose name reminds you of shaved male genitalia. I couldn’t breathe when I first saw the name. Surely this name really was the worst in NFL History.

No, it wasn’t. If you have food or drinks in your mouth, you should probably finish swallowing before you spit them all over your monitor.

In 1964 the Redskins drafted a QB in the 7th round. A QB whose very name is literally the epitome of tragic. To make a joke about our QB they have to change a letter in his name. No such juvenile tactic is required for the name of one of their QBs. You see, in 1964 the Redskins drafted a QB named Dick Shiner.

Dec 16, 2012; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett celebrates a third quarter touchdown with receiver Dez Bryant (88) against the Pittsburgh Steelers at Cowboys Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

No, I am not joking. Apparently neither were his parents when they gave him that name. You see, not only does he possess the most tragic name of all time, he is a Junior. It was also his Dad’s name. He went to school at Maryland. They can’t even pawn him off on another state.

So the next time a Redskins fan wants to tell you about your QB, Tony Homo; tell them about how one of their QBs had a name right out of a homophobic nightmare. Maybe that’s why those guys wear dresses. I really love irony.

Hey, I told you their smack talk on these subjects was weak because it showed they don’t know squat about their own team.

“And now you know…….the rest of the story, Paul Harvey……good day.”

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  • Corey Butler

    This should end any Redskins trash talk before it even starts. So sorry.

  • kurumba

    Jason Garrett may have risen in stature recently but for mine there are several worrying trends that are associated with him. Firstly, I am sure all fans are stunned as to why the team FALLS BADLY BEHIND VIRTUALLY EVERY HOME GAME. Garrett has provided no explanation for this disturbing trend. If NFL games are always “so close” then constantly struggling at home means you are NOT a playoff team. Second, and closely related to this, is the continuous chant from BOTH Garrett & Romo that “games will come down to the 4th quarter”. Is this really true. Look at most of Brady’s games, Seattle of late, Green Bay of late, The Colts, The Redskins, et al they do NOT have this philosophy!!! Rather than this Garrett should guarantee wins here & there and state that some games will be dominated by the team. He never ever says this and so the chorus line spun by Garrett & Romo- every game to be close- appears to come true. Try doing 3 Hour exams and continually telling yourself that a bare pass grade will be very difficult to achieve. Well guess what this is how it will turn out – a struggle every time you enter the exam room. Third factor is the CONTINUAL SEASON ENDING INJURIES. From BOTH sides of the ball. Why does this team get so many terminating injuries??? Are the players brought in just too soft OR is the training & preparation incorrect or just bad??? Garrett has never ever satisfactorily explained this. Look at Sean Lee. Toe surgery and he’s gone forever. Look at Ray Lewis – much older and has torn chest pec muscles [a much more serious injury than a TOE!!!] Yet Lewis is set to return THIS SEASON!! What gives, is Lee too soft … is Garrett NOT HARD ENOUGH on these young players or what?? The toe is barely two inches, the chest region is over a metre. Why is Lee, a crucial player on the defense, done for 6 months or more???? The final factor is that with this “every game is close mentality” can Garrett ever be anything above a .500 coach??? I think the evidence suggests not and hence I conclude that keeping Garrett will only produce the next San Diego or Philadelphia i.e a weak mess of potato mash and scrambled eggs. If Sean Payton, who is good friends with Romo & Witten really wants to coach Dallas then I say GET HIM NOW before the train wreck happens.

  • Draft on Deck

    Demarcus Hunt DE/OLB for SMU is killing Fresno State QB tonight Str8 Beast Mode, DaDrick Rodgers & Dez Bryant n Big D coming soon ,look out Deangelo Fall!

  • Mark Goletto

    Man, you Cowboy fans are awful sensitive, are’nt you.