Top Ten List-How Dallas Cowboys Replace Sean Lee

10. They don’t.  Sean plays in protective boot and still has more tackles than anyone else.  Sure hurts when they step on his foot though.

Sep 23, 2012; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys linebacker Sean Lee (50) runs on to the field after a time out during the fourth quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Cowboys Stadium. Cowboys beat the Buccaneers 16-10. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-US PRESSWIRE

9.  With Dan Connor?  No, that won’t work.  Dan is scheduled to replace Rowdy, since Rowdy seems to be on the outs with Jerry Jones after his attempted power grab.  You only need to see Connor on pass coverage to know he’s a natural clown.

8.  With Rowdy.  Rowdy doesn’t think there are any limits to what he can do.  Let’s try it and see if he’s right!

7.  With Matt Johnson.  He would have to run slower with the hamstring problems.  That would just about be linebacker speed.  Since they are still reluctant to put him on IR, might as well find a way to use him.

6.  With newly signed linebacker Ernie Sims.  Are you kidding me?  He used to play for the Philadelphia Eagles, I’m not sure we can trust him.

5.  With Cole Beasley.  Yeah, I know he’s very small, but they have to see him to block him.

4.  With Lawrence Vickers.  He needs to do something to earn his salary.

3.  Clone Bruce Carter.  I am not up to speed on cloning.  Can this be done that quickly?

Sep 23, 2012; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan on the sidelines during the third quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Cowboys Stadium. The Cowboys beat the Buccaneers 16-10. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-US PRESSWIRE

2.  Wait, if we can clone Bruce Carter, why not just clone Sean Lee and create a new healthy one?  Then next year we will have a Sean Lee on the field and a Sean Lee on the sideline to give him a breather now and then.

1.  Rob Ryan suits up and takes his place.  What would be better to replace the defensive captain with than the defensive coordinator?  And he’s certainly big enough!

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  • californy

    Sorry I missed your humor, there is one thing I never joke about and that the winning and prepairing for a game. Football is very close to a religion to me, you know the good from the bad. It is very clear as day and night. There no gray area in football your either in or out. Rowdy is so gay to me, It really an embarrasment to be associated with him, what would be worst is to have Barney as this team mascot. Football is a man game, you put it out there every time and at any moment it may come to an end any time. The only acceptable goal is winning and moral victories are only for loser, i reject that 100 percent.

  • californy

    By the Way Sean Lee can never be replace, he had so much value on this team beside the tackles that register in the box score

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