“In 2012, a crack Dallas Cowboy unit was sent to Cowboys Stadium by Roger Goodell and the NFL Scheduling court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stadium to the East Texas underground. Today, still wanted by the media, they survive as players of fortune. If you have a problem winning ball games, if no one else can help because of terrible officiating, and if you can find them….maybe you can hire…The Cowboys’ A-Team.” (bang-bang-bang-bang-bang)
On Sunday, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were defeated by the Dallas Cowboys in their home opener, 16-10. Although there were many different factors that went into the Cowboys’ second win of the season, some players stood out more than others. And only four of those men were worthy enough to be given an A-Team award.
What are the A-Team awards, you ask? The A-Team was an early eighties action T.V. show starring four very special individuals: John “Hannibal” Smith, Templeton “Faceman” Peck, Bosco Albert “B.A.” Baracus, and H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock. Each of these individuals brought a certain skill set to the team to help accomplish their goals. By the same token, the Dallas Cowboys had a set of players with special skills that they used to defeat the Bucs in Week Three.
So without further ado, I present…The A-Team Awards! (cue gun shot sounds)
Find out who get’s the first award, on the next page…