“In 2012, a crack Dallas Cowboy unit was sent to the Meadowlands by Roger Goodell and the NFL Scheduling court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stadium to the East Texas underground. Today, still wanted by the media, they survive as players of fortune. If you have a problem winning ball games, if no one else can help, and if you can find them….maybe you can hire…The Cowboys’ A-Team.” (bang-bang-bang-bang-bang)
On Wednesday night, the world champion New York Giants were defeated at home by the Dallas Cowboys, 24-17. Although there were many different factors that went into the Cowboys’ first win of the season, some players stood out more than others. And only four of those men were worthy enough to be given an A-Team award.
What are the A-Team awards, you ask? The A-Team was an early eighties action T.V. show starring four very special individuals: John “Hannibal” Smith, Templeton “Faceman” Peck, Bosco Albert “B.A.” Baracus, and H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock. Each of these individuals brought a certain skill set to the team to help accomplish their goals. By the same token, the Dallas Cowboys had a set of players with special skills that they used to defeat the Giants in Week One.
So without further ado, I present…The A-Team Awards! (cue gun shot sounds)
Find out who get’s the first award, on the next page…