Jul 30, 2011; San Antonio, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dwayne Harris (14) makes a catch during training camp at the Alamodome. Mandatory Credit: Soobum Im-US PRESSWIRE

Maybe All The Dallas Cowboys Need Is Some Duct Tape

Aug 25, 2012; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (9) throws in the pocket against the St Louis Rams at Cowboys Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-US PRESSWIRE

A long time ago back in my high school, far from Dallas and Valley Ranch, our football team had a trainer.  He doubled as the Strength and Conditioning coach, volunteering his time (we were a very small school, my guidance counselor was the Head coach).   I’m not sure what qualifications he had as a trainer, but no matter if players suffered from jammed fingers or sprained knees or ankles, the ‘repair’ was always the same – Duct tape.

Granted, most of our injuries were overblown because we thought we looked cool and tough wrapped up, but looking back some of those ankle rolls probably deserved more attention.  Regardless, our hard as nails trainer that used to randomly stop guys in the locker room to punch him as hard as they could in the stomach or arm, walked around the locker room before games carrying several rolls of duct tape and bandage wraps asking who needed to be taped.  “Tape up kids so you don’t injury yourselves worse“, he used to yell.  Many of us lined up to be Duct taped.  Why?, well this guy was a real gung ho guy who looked like Jack La Lane and had supposedly worked for the Pittsburgh Steelers or something like that.  As I recall, though, his day job was dressing as a referee in a local sporting goods store.  I don’t know if he owned it or just worked there.  Our coaches acted like we were lucky to have him, so we lined up.

Every week our team would jog onto the sideline before each game, half of us needlessly wrapped up like wounded warriors refusing to give up the fight.  Looking back, we lost a lot of games and looked like idiots.  One thing though, few if any of our players suffered high ankle sprains like Cowboys nose tackle Jay Ratliff or hamstring injuries like linebacker DeMarcus Ware and wide receiver Miles Austin.  None of the taped up kids did.

May 23, 2012; Irving, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys guard Nate Livings (71) during organized team activities at Dallas Cowboys headquarters. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-US PRESSWIRE

Because of this summer’s training camp and pre season, the Dallas Cowboys have been labelled a ‘hard luck’ team for experiencing an unusually high number of injuries, especially to key players.  Supposedly, the new Strength and Conditioning coach, Mike Woicik, which was the Cowboys old S & C coach in the 90′s, was coming in to improve the strength and conditioning of the Cowboys players.  That hasn’t worked out so well.  If the Cowboys run out of things to do to cure the team of their injury misfortunes, I offer this:   Maybe they should take a page out of my high school trainer’s book and start Duct taping everybody.  Just a Suggestion.


Points and Observations:

-I hate to think I was wrong about Matt Johnson and Danny Coale.  Neither one got a chance to show what they can do because they didn’t use Duct tape, and now I’m not sure they even make the team

-How old are we getting?  A Dallas sports writer referred to Cowboys QB Tony Romo as ‘grizzled’ this past week.  ‘Grizzled?!’  That’s what they were calling Oakland Raider’s QB Ken Stabler years ago, and more recently, Brett Favre.  Romo doesn’t even have gray hair yet!

-Team owner, Jerry Jones undermined his Head coach, Jason Garrett a little bit when he proclaimed (or should I say, ‘pre’claimed) Felix Jones was a roster lock.  I was hoping Jerry would stop doing that with Garrett, but he just can’t help himself.

-I hope running back Phillip Tanner keeps his spot on the roster.  He won’t make it through waivers and I like this kid, but Jamize Olawale made the most of his opportunity while Tanner was injured.

-If wide receiver Dwayne Harris makes the 53 , which seems likely, let me be the first to offer the nickname ‘The Predator’ with those locks.

Artie Cappello


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  • califrony

    It always my belief these injuries happen because the boys run a soft camp. The player dont know how to train or work out properly. It always been my belief you must have your legs before any other part of the body ready to play the game. The hamstring issue, knee issue and even back issue can all be contributed to not being in the right place to make the play. It when the player over extend themselves when these injuries occur. I know I am not ever NFL material, I never was, But I do remember working on my own running 3-4 miles warm up , and running bleechers and hills right before my evening practises. It seem like the boys do the minimum to get into shape. I cant help but notice the Pittsburg Steeler WR who look more like Big LB, and even their CB . Our player dont look like that. Dez seem to be in great shape but he just doesnt stretch or hydrate correctly. It seem like the boys are missing some of these veteran player who have committed their body into getting into shape.
    I can help but think that a Player like TO would be a good person to work out with. You never ever see him not play because of a hampstring issue. I believe he would be a good mentor for our WR into getting into shape and staying in shape.

  • ctcowboy1968

    As ridiculous as duct tape is, I really like the nickname you gave to Harris. I liked this guy last year, he just seems to bring something different to the field. I don’t know why the coaches did not give him any opportunities last year.
    I also hope that Tanner makes the roster, but he has not done anything yet this year to warrant that.

    • Artie C

      Tanner made it. I was afraid they’d cut Coale and they did. Lucky to have him back on practice squad, I think he’s gonna show us something. I don’t agree with keeping Andre Holmes.

  • zerocoverage

    You’re about 6 years too late with that nickname…that’s basically been the defacto name of that haircut for about that long…

  • zerocoverage

    hair style that is

    • Artie C

      you’re right. Just that picture in particular really stood out

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Mage/689312211 Rick Mage

    Duck tape is what us mechanics use anytime a part is broken on a commercial 747 aircraft. ;)