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I’m Done with Tony Romo! Bring in Kitna! – New SIMUS1974 Rant Video

Steven Mullenax — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:43:13 +0000

The below video is to be considered NSFW. (Not Safe For Work) It contains graphic language and very strong opinions against Tony Romo. You have been warned.

The above video commentary is the expressed opinion of it’s author only. It is not necessarily the opinion or view of The Landry Hat, it’s staff or Fansided LLC. Due to the strong language used in this video, viewer discretion is advised.

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Dallas Cowboys Crime Scene Investigation: The Usual Suspects

Steven Mullenax — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:42:10 +0000

Crime committed: Murder of the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday Night Football.
Time: 7:00pm – 11:00pm; Sept. 11, 2011
Location: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Wanted: The person or persons responsible for the murder of the Dallas Cowboys by the New York Jets, 27-24.

First, your rights.

You have the right to be really angry. Anything you say or do may make you feel better but it won’t make the Cowboys defensive backfield better. You have the right to vent your frustrations and engage in friendly, therapeutic debate with other Cowboys fans on The Landry Hat. If you cannot do so in a respectful manner, without cursing and hurling personal insults, you will be asked to leave. And if you are Wade Phillips, per our previous policy, you will also be asked to leave. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

Run down the list of the Cowboy’s Usual Suspects, after the break: (more…)

Love/Hate: Week 1 versus Jets. No parachute

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:00:54 +0000

Cowboys lose!

“Hate” is such a strong word, but so is “Love”. By combining the two words, I have scientifically engineered the most powerful weekly article known to mankind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Love/Hate. By Seth Jones.

I almost entitled this week’s edition of “Love/Hate” as “Hate/Hate”. Not because I hated EVERYTHING about the game, but because I have had an acidic bile taste in my mouth all night and all day. I’d rather the Cowboys have been losing 40 to nothing at halftime so that I could have turned the game off and played Windows Solitaire on my computer..And I SUCK at Windows Solitaire. But after drinking a very dark beer and eating several strips of deep fried chicken, the bile taste in my mouth has subsided. It has been replaced with the taste of America.

Beer and fried stuff. It was my tribute to America. But apparently, the Jets hate America. Because they beat AMERICA’S TEAM on September 11th!! Bastards… Here is “Love/Hate”. (more…)