Yesterday, in an interview with someone on some kind of medium, Eli Manning made the claim that he is in the same class as Tom Brady. Naturally, that’s a ridiculous claim, or is it? Maybe Eli meant that he is the same class as Brady when it comes to being a man. Let’s compare:
At first glance, this seems like a no win situation for Eli and it’s pretty unfair to Abby Manning to compare her to Gisele. However, there is more to relationships than looks. Gisele just has that look about her, like she’s got a cheating heart or something. Plus, she’s arguably more famous than her husband, which means she’s constantly presented with other options. It seems like it’s only a matter of time before she starts running around on Tom, if she hasn’t already.
Meanwhile, Abby Manning seems like a classy lady who will stay true to her man — if only because she doesn’t have the ability to earn millions without him. Loyalty is very important.
Advantage — Tom Brady. You didn’t really think I would pick Abby Manning over Gisele Bundchin, did you?
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Advantage — Uh, Brady.
Advantage — Eli.
Advantage — Brady.
Overall, I think this went as expected. Tom Brady can probably beat Eli at everything.