Cowboys Drinking Game – Beware Alcohol Poisoning

There have been a variety or drinking games associated with watching television over the years.  Most notably is the “Hi Bob” game associated with “The Bob Newhart Show” in the 70′s.  I propose we create one for watching the 2010 Cowboys.  Here’s what we will need:

Big bottle of liqour (I prefer Johnnie Walker Blue, but have to settle for the JW Black)
Shot glass
Home breathalyser (stop playing after you reach 1.5% blood alcohol level to prevent death)
A comfortable spot on the couch or floor after you pass out

As far as the game goes, take a drink after the following:
Cowboys penalty
Dropped pass
Missed Tackle
Camera shot of Jerry Jones looking frustrated
Sack of the Quarterback
Offensive turnover
Missed field goal
And finally, after every mention of how it was expected these Cowboys would be playing in their own stadium in the Super Bowl

Save for the biggest of longshoreman and Irishman, I’m not sure many of us will be conscious by halftime.

Topics: Dallas Cowboys

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