From my limited experience, I am well aware that ya’ll love engaging in 2 activities. 1st: Schadenfreude which is defined as gaining pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others, 2nd: Kicking a fan while his team is down. Now would be the ideal time to send the above captioned to your “favorite” Cowboys fan. Send it soon, because the Cowboys are 1-0 in must win games this season. Soon 1-3 will be 3-3 and then the joke simply isn’t as funny. Order today!
P.S. Cowboys fans… at least we get something tangible for all of our misery.