Degenerate Gambler: Week 5 Edition


Jacksonville +2

Winner: The Bills are horrible and I can’t believe they were giving away points. I don’t care if they were at home or not.

Atlanta -3

Winner: It feels as though we are shopping for point spreads at Costco, because the deals are so fabulous.

Green Bay -3

Loser: It’s a good and bad grab bag. Green Bay loses so we are still in the hunt for home field advantage throughout the playoffs, and it’s bad because an awful team like the Skins may actually sneak into the playoffs and take the NFC East.

New Orleans -7

Loser:  Max Hall.  One reason you should never bet on the NFL.  It just doesn’t make sense.

Minnesota +4.5

Loser:  All hail to the Jets.  I panned them early, now I am changing my tune, and consequently they will probably be awful now.

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