What does it all mean. It means that baseball is boring, LeBron signed and we can stop caring about basketball for several months, and this is the first football story that has any meat on it. Not a ton of meat – like the part of the chicken wing that would be analogous to a forearm, but just enough to know that it tastes like football.
It is much ado about nothing, but at least it is about something we care for. We all learned something today. Hazing isn’t tolerated in the Cowboys lockeroom, though carrying pads, buying meals, and running errands is allowed (but not mandatory). Dez may not carry pads, but be certain he will buy a meal or two and earn his stripes off the field.