Martellus Bennett Naked on Interwebs

In the biggest non-story involving Martellus Bennett there has been (and there’s been several), a photo taken of him in the shower was leaked to the internet.  The photo (according to Bennett) was taken 4 years prior.  Bennett has apologized for the photo and subsequent embarrassment suffered by the franchise.

Reportedly, the image has been censored for general consumption.

His, how should we say this, private parts are obscured by a giant starburst to make the photo suitable for mass consumption.

Fortunately for Bennett, the image isn’t obscured by a tiny starburst which would add insult to injury.  And as a quick editorial for our readers between the ages of 18 and 21, take a ton of photos of yourself naked.  Unless you are a professional athlete or a movie star, it is unlikely your body will ever been in as good of shape.  This way, you can show your significant other what they could have had if they only knew you when you still cared.

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