Dez’s Momma is So Slutty That…

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/04/dez-bryant-wants-to-move-on-fr.html

There's a rebuttal from Dez about the issue of context.

"No sir, that was a lie, but I really don't want to speak on it any more,'' Bryant said.

Dez appears to be moving on and that's a good thing.

(Raises hand) It was me. My mom was a trollup, but I don't hold that against her.

Would anyone feel better if the initial joke was:

Dez's momma is so fat that... when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Seriously?!? This is simply a little think piece designed to have people think about the process. WE (as the fans) expect pro-bowlers with each and every top pick. So we accept the fact that GM's have to do the dirty work to see whether the prospect will be a flame out.

Essentially, the fans want the filet mignon, but they don't want to see the cow get a metal rod through their skull. The point of the article (though yall may not see it), is that there should be limits to what GM's and the like do. Consequently, as fans we need to throttle back the pressure on the GM's and the players because they should be given every protection (respect) under the law as we are (pancake house example).

I fully acknowledge that there are those who don't find the "article" entertaining or humerous. I also believe there are those who do find it both entertaining or humerous (they just don't type well). Your just not a part of the former group. I don't watch 2 and a Half Men. I don't ridicule those who do watch it... wait, I do. But I do it in PRIVATE.

To surmise, criticism noted.

I'm certainly in favor of having the o-line get younger, but I don't see the Cowboys trading for Gaither.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/042910dnspocowbriefs.3e8b054.html

Basically, they are saying the Cowboys are absolutely in favor of Free starting at left. It's not all bad news though. If Brewster can start at LG this year or next, and Young can start at RT in a year or two, the offensive line may not be great, but we shouldn't be left in a lurch the way the Chiefs were 5ish years ago.

Also, Dallas is a better free agent landing spot than KC (no offense KC). So if we do find ourselves with gaping holes, Jerry will just throw money at the problem (hopefully smart money).

Criticism noted. I was going for a mix of humor an irony. I'm basically comparing the scouting process to a series of "yo momma" jokes to ridicule the process. I may not have done that well enough. Though I think the "article" as a whole certainly comes out on the side of Dez.

I don't believe Gaither has signed his free agent tender yet. So even if the Ravens wanted to trade him, they couldn't. That point of fact came out before the draft.