Please, Please, Please Let The Skins Sign Larry Johnson

Written by theMBIIIeffect

According to ESPN’s resident Twitter busybody Adam Schefter, the Washington Redskins have scheduled a visit with former Chiefs and Bengals running back Larry Johnson.

Cowboys fans should be salivating at this move because he hasn’t played a full season since the 2006 season. Since that year, when he racked up 1,789 yards and 17 touchdowns, he’s found the end zone a grand total of nine times.

But the best part about the possibility of Johnson joining the Skins is that he’s a ticking time bomb in the locker room. If Terrell Owens is a locker room cancer, then Johnson would be the Ebola virus. Remember him bashing his coaches on Twitter?

But if you picture that bad attitude and add it to the cast the Redskins currently have, the result is disastrous. Imagine Johnson butting heads with fellow running back/jackass Clinton Portis. Imagine him stealing a hot dog from Albert Haynesworth. We can only hope for this kind of self-destructive lunacy on the Redskins’ sidelines.

We’ll have to wait and see. The Redskins have been strangely diligent in this free agency, so Cowboys fans are overdue for a good laugher like years past.

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Can we equate the Steeler and the Rams. That would put a smile on my face.

The season meaning nothing unless you win the Super Bowl is a stupid argument. You've just equated the Rams and the Colts.

So FTFB,

Are you a Niners or Steelers fan? Otherwise the Cowboys are historically better than your team, and much better by at least two Super Bowl wins.

none of this ish means anything unless u actually make it 2 and win the big show!

still.....f*ckthefoulboyz

You got your wish.

RB Larry Johnson signs 3-year deal with Redskins

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-redskins-...

3.5 million base salary, but could be as much as 12 million.

Poor Kevin..The part with a brain ran down his daddy's leg..

lmao kevin your an idiot. 11-5 and 4-12 don't compareat all. Your owner has never won anything but our meddling owner has 3 SB's. Your a waste of time to argue with.

Ya'll suck JUST AS BAD. How was your last superbowl..You hate a team just like yours...Meddling owner? if you want to play that card as a Cowboys fan, I expect you to go become a packer fan. HAIL!

Skins4lifefan,

"End up in the same spot as the Skins, on the outside looking in!"

Sorry dude but your beloved 4-12 skins built a home and lived on the "outside looking in" months before the Cowboys came to visit you.

I think it's hilarious you wait until the end of season to try to compare the Cowboys to the skins lmao. Yea we lost in the second round of the playoffs to a better team. Thats the only rock you have to throw at the Cowboys. You must have hit your head to come in here and try to talk smack. All you brought to the table is a second round playoff loss. Thats pathetic especially since we swept you and shut you out, but that isn't saying much.

Skins4life-
You're right. These Skins are smarter. But they aren't exactly moving forward a whole lot, either. They have one running back as of right now. I guess they're going to build through the draft. Your amnesia is pretty bad, though. 4-12, dude. And what's with this logic of bashing us for not doing well in the playoffs? We won a game and we lost one, meaning we were still in the top eight teams in the league. I'll take an NFC East title. I'd like more, but sometimes that's all you can do. I'll sure as hell take it over the season y'all just had.

If he does, I'd like to put a few bucks on Apple and Microsoft.

I stopped reading Kevins post once he said "draft L.J"......does he have a time machine??

This year Glenn?

I could see in 2011, or 2012, but the NFC east is a guantlet to get through. And the Skins play the AFC South and the NFC North just like the rest of the NFC east.

Glenn, are Skin's fans also hoping McNabb gets traded?

I hope the 'skins do not sign this guy he is a malcontent. We need to get offensive linemen in this draft, maybe hold out and try to get a younger halfback Dexter McCluster, (figure the odds of him still being on the draft board). I believe the 'skins will be in the running to win the division this year! Coach Shanny will get 'em straight!

10. Redskins4Life Says:

I realize L.Johnson is a headcase and at first was shocked to hear that the Sins would consider signing him. After thinking about the possibilty, I beleive Johnson does still have some gas left in the tank and something to prove. Shanny and Allen WILL NOT sign any player that they beleive they cannot change. I know once an idiot always an idiot, but I am willing to trust ShanAllen choices, as this team is moving in the right direction.

Vinny gone…..Snyder taking a backseat…..hell has frozen over.

By the way Cowgirl fans, you have not exactly lit it up in the playoffs. End up in the same spot as the Skins, on the outside looking in!

See you boys next season….

At least the Cowboys get there ( 0 and 6 NFC EAST ... 4 and 12... )

At least our season isn't over by November every year.

I realize L.Johnson is a headcase and at first was shocked to hear that the Sins would consider signing him. After thinking about the possibilty, I beleive Johnson does still have some gas left in the tank and something to prove. Shanny and Allen WILL NOT sign any player that they beleive they cannot change. I know once an idiot always an idiot, but I am willing to trust ShanAllen choices, as this team is moving in the right direction.

Vinny gone.....Snyder taking a backseat.....hell has frozen over.

By the way Cowgirl fans, you have not exactly lit it up in the playoffs. End up in the same spot as the Skins, on the outside looking in!

See you boys next season....

Dallas Washington
Division titles 21 6
Playoff Apps 27 15
Super Bowl Apps 8 5
Super Bowl Wins 5 3
Dallas vs. Wash. 59-39-2 39-59-2

Kevin, you're an idiot.

7. Kevin Says:

Portis Pockets Straight???
Dumbest name ever. Really. Dumbest…Ever…Fucko

By the way, you and I have all been watching the same superbowl teams the past 15 years, no? Where have the COWBOYS been? The Skins nor the Boys have been nowhere near the site of the action on superbowl sunday..So with that said, why don’t you quit bragging about nothing. Cowboys suck too.

Kevin... that same "COWBOY" team that sucks so bad beat the Foreskins 2 times this past season and won the NFC east twice in the past 3 years... how soon you forget that your precious Foreskins were at the bottom looking up ( 0 and 6 and 4 and 12 )! As for Portis Pockets Straight I chose that name because its something that all you Foreskin fans can familiarize yoruselves with since your midget owner is known for over paying over the hill NFL talent thinking that they are the missing piece to the most dysfunctional organization in the NFL btw.. how is the Self Proclaimed "best cover corner in the NFL" working out for you scrubs! D'e Angelo " Now that they got rid of the dead weight" Hall! ( Ask DeAngelo how does Jake Dellome's size 12 Nike taste)

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?

A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

BTW.. Since year 2000 its been 15 to 6..... Cowboys...
some rivalry huh.. ASS HAT!

Portis Pockets Straight???
Dumbest name ever. Really. Dumbest...Ever...Fucko

By the way, you and I have all been watching the same superbowl teams the past 15 years, no? Where have the COWBOYS been? The Skins nor the Boys have been nowhere near the site of the action on superbowl sunday..So with that said, why don't you quit bragging about nothing. Cowboys suck too.

Wow, Kevin either has rage issues, or some latant homosexualality. It could be both. Maybe he's just so mad that he can't dress up in leather and assless chaps.

Either way, Larry Johnson still has some gas left in the tank. The offensive line in Kansas City has been pretty awful the last few years. Not surprisingly, as the offensive line declined, so did his numbers.

Having said that, the Redskins don't have the modern day Hogs pushing people around. Chris Samuels just retired, and the Skins would be well served to draft a new left tackle with their first round pick. I don't believe there is a Joe Thomas or Jake Long in this draft, so they really are in a difficult spot.

As for Romo, I'm pretty sure he can get better quality action than those Cowboys fans who hang around here. Uncoerced even.

3. Kevin Says:

Yes…I hope the Skins do draft LJ…Then all you HOMO/ROMO cowboy fans can suck his cock! HAIL BITCHES

March 11th, 2010 at 7:25 am

WOW... kevin, that 0 and 6 in the NFC East and 4 and 12 season got you down? Ooops I fogot just how good the Skins have been the past few years, winning the NFC east multiple times and
the many trips to the play-offs! Both you and your SKINS SUXXX! Go find on of your many Blu Oyster Bars in Dupont Circle and grab your ankles!

Larry Johnson has a pretty good average against most teams. That's because he used to be good. Unless the Redskins have a time machine, there aren't any stats that will make Johnson good again.

Yes...I hope the Skins do draft LJ...Then all you HOMO/ROMO cowboy fans can suck his cock! HAIL BITCHES

Johnson has a pretty good avg. against certain teams,the Cowboys being one of them,and I hope they do sign him.Daniel Snyder has ruined that team(Thanks) with his stupid decisions.

I think the problem would be if they gave multi-year deals to some of these malcontent veterans. If you sign him to a one year deal, you know you aren't competing this year for a title. Maybe you don't draft a RB this year because of need, and then take a RB next year.

It depends on what the Skin's long term plan is. Having said that, I hope they do decide to not take a RB this year because I hear the draft is deep with RB talent.