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Please, Please, Please Let The Skins Sign Larry Johnson

Written by theMBIIIeffect

According to ESPN’s resident Twitter busybody Adam Schefter, the Washington Redskins have scheduled a visit with former Chiefs and Bengals running back Larry Johnson.

Cowboys fans should be salivating at this move because he hasn’t played a full season since the 2006 season. Since that year, when he racked up 1,789 yards and 17 touchdowns, he’s found the end zone a grand total of nine times.

But the best part about the possibility of Johnson joining the Skins is that he’s a ticking time bomb in the locker room. If Terrell Owens is a locker room cancer, then Johnson would be the Ebola virus. Remember him bashing his coaches on Twitter?

But if you picture that bad attitude and add it to the cast the Redskins currently have, the result is disastrous. Imagine Johnson butting heads with fellow running back/jackass Clinton Portis. Imagine him stealing a hot dog from Albert Haynesworth. We can only hope for this kind of self-destructive lunacy on the Redskins’ sidelines.

We’ll have to wait and see. The Redskins have been strangely diligent in this free agency, so Cowboys fans are overdue for a good laugher like years past.

Topics: Adam Schefter, Albert Haynesworth, Bengals, Chiefs, Clinton Portis, Cowboys, Terrell Owens, Washington Redskins

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