Chris Cooley Attacks Dallas Cowboys And Fans
We’ve dealt with the likes of the Cooley family before. Chris Cooley, the tight end for the Washington Redskins, sent his little brother over here to attack me. You can read all about it here.
The problem is, the Cooleys have a problem with the truth. Our longtime friend Octopus apparently has a true story about Chris Cooley that keeps getting deleted. Well, Octopus, you have all the space you want in the comment section to post the story here. It will not get deleted. Tell you story about Chris Cooley.
But if you go to Chris Cooley’s site here you will see him bashing Dallas COwboys fans and below it several videos of him taking jabs at Jason Witten and Tony Romo. Cooley even has the audacity to say he is BETTER than Jason Witten–just check the game tape, he says.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Thanks Landry! this story was told to me by a friend about 3 years ago. It was told by a Skins fan, and is 100% true. Here is the pasted story from Cooleys site. He deleted my previous 2 posts sooo when I wrote this I thought it would get deleted. Ignore all the bad english, I never said I was good.
Chris cooley goes to a computer store. An employee says are you Cooley from the redskins? Cooley says DUHHHH!!!!! Cooley procedes to take his computer from the employee. He then leaves the store(which btw is located next to Redskins park) So Cooley who was wearing a polo shirt with the collar popped, procedes to burn rubber out in the computer store parking lot. This story was told to me from a friend who works there, and he is a Skins fan. He said Cooley is the biggest douche he has met. Cooley should probably focus on getting better. Witten is buy far a better player then you. Just look at the numbers, and teams records while you play. Also Cooley cant block. Also he likes to post pics of his naked body. Oh and then there is Jason Campbell, shit Campbell is a good guy. But before you talk shit about Romo look at you guys have at QB a future backup. Any football fan knows that you 2 idiot are wishing you had the ability that Romo and Witten do. Tanner stop riding youre brothers jock. You people think that its soooooo funny that you get locked out of a car? Or lets post a pick of Cooleys cock online……that will make us famous. All you people want is attention. OHHHH Cooley is soooo funny he posted a video about the players he wishes he could be as good as. How bout you guys win some games maybe you will get some attention that way. BTW you can delete this post again Tanner. I’m sure you don’t want people to hear the story about youre COOOOOL brother at the computer store.
Don’t forget to read his response on the top of the page(HOME). He replyed to me today and my response follows all the shi% slinging. ENJOY!
July 30th, 2009 at 12:04 amTanner Cooley likes it in the butt… all joking aside… We were at a party one time in Hs and some dude put it in his butt!
haha, i bet Witten doesn’t have a gay brother….
No prob. with gays, I’m just saying… Maybe that’s why Tanner was so pumped about his bro’s man stick.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:21 amWow Octopus, that’s some hard-hitting stuff right there! He picked up a computer at a store then burned out in the parking lot!? No wonder he keeps deleting this post from his website and denying it, it could ruin the mans reputation! Have you no shame in posting this type of thing?
For the record, I’m not a Redskins fan I just think this is a bit overboard. And also, Witten is about 100x better than Cooley.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:57 pmI posted this on his site because the video is pretty stupid, not even funny at all. And if Witten posted a video like this I would say the same. Basically my point is my friend, who happens to be a Skins fan said Cooley was a true Asshole. This guy is a diehard Cowboy hater but he told me the story and Cooleys video pushed me to post my story. TC, I have no shame at all posting the story, none. If Cooley can dish out videos making fun of players better than him, than expect some backlash. Like I said he is upset with me now you can read his response. He still thinks he is better. Shit he might be 3rd string if he was in Dallas. FEWL.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:36 pmThat is why that team is called the Foreskins
August 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm