Written by theMBIIIeffect
Break-ups can be ugly.
They can be messy, inconvenient. There can be things that will attach the couple by ownership or just by linking the two even after they’ve broken up: pets, property…Eminem songs. You name it.
But Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo looks to have made it crystal clear to pop star Jessica Simpson that it’s over. For good.
The Dish Rag, the LA Times’ celebrity culture blog, is reporting that the two have broken up.
What’s interesting is the timing of the breakup.
The Dish Rag reports that Romo broke up with Simpson the night before her birthday.
When I first heard of their split, I was glad. But hearing that Romo dropped Simpson like he did gave me even more hope in a twisted way.
He can’t put up with her Hollywood lifestyle anymore, so he ditched her. He didn’t want to go to another big birthday party. The kid wants to play ball.
Think I’m wrong? Check out this video from Funny or Die. Romo takes a tounge in cheek stab at his critics who say he doesn’t focus enough on football by trotting out phony products that he endorses. He also says that we might know him better from tabloids than from football.
But whatever the case may be, Simpson is out of the picture: no more pre-playoff trips to Mexico, no more clips of Simpson at Cowboys games in her pink #9 jersey.
Hopefully, Romo will play well enough this season to find himself a new girlfriend.
Also from Funny or Die: Hitler finds out Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson