Chris Cooley Is Pissed! Attacks Redskins Fans!

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Folks, this is the funniest thing I have ever read from a professional football player. Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is just downright hilarious. On his blog here, he loses it. He attacks visitors on his blog for criticizing the team and coaches for the loss this past Sunday to the Dallas Cowboys. You have to read it. 

He defends every piece of criticism and then says he will no longer post the criticism unless they include a person’s real name and e-mail address. What the heck is Cooley going to do? Take them to Disney World or better yet, toilet paper their front yards?

Here is one of the highlights:

Comment: I noticed on that cute little video that they didn’t ask if Chris Cooley could block. Because he can’t!!! Wake up people, it’s not just the O Line that has the blocking responsibility. The defense only gave up 2 touchdowns. That should have been more than enough to win this game. But once again, the crappy pass protection lost the game for us. Take a lesson from Witten and practice some blocking this week or Jason Campbell is going to get creamed every week. You all should be fined and cofined to quarters until you learn to pass protect. Instead you post these lame ass videos while you should be working on other things. BEAT SEATTLE!!!

Cooley responds: Just because you watch some football on Sunday means you know what good blocking is? Just so you know, Chris pass protected about 5 times on Sunday night. 5 times out of about 40 pass plays. Also, “Whitten” is spelled Witten. And just because Madden gets on his knees when he does a Cowboys game doesn’t mean Witten is a good blocker. And this video took up about 30 minutes of Chris’s time. I don’t even know how he lives with himself for taking those precious minutes away from football.

The Landry Hat comment: Chris, you really cannot block that well. You are not Jason Witten. Watch and learn, boy. Watch and learn.

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JSGO,

How is Rich right? Chris Cooley is not pissed at the criticism? He did not approve the post on his own blog? Hogwash. Have fun missing the playoffs tough guy. You guys may not win another game.

Nice spin landryhat, but Rich is right.

Rich, it is Chris Cooley's BLOG. Chris Cooley approved the message. Yes, the Cooley family attacked Redskins fans. Live with it. Crummy but true

Tanner Cooley (Cooley's brother) wrote the post on the blog.  Therefore, Chris Cooley is not pissed and your article is null and void.

Read my post Redskins Guy, please. Thank you.

lol this is hilarious. DO I need to fix the title to COOLEY's BROTHER ATTACKS REDSKINS FANS? Who the hell is Tyler Cooley? This is freaking me out!

lol @ Chris Cooley losing it.  Whats next? Cooley defending the fact, he's an average TE at best?

Oh please.  This is one of the sloppiest articles I've seen.

1.  You indicate that Chris Cooley wrote the comments you quoted above.  Your title is incorrect.  He did not write any of that.  He didn't lose it.  He didn't attack anyone.  You are *just* wrong.  If you have any integrity you will correct this article immediately.

2.  I went to that site and I read some of the quotes.  People were bitching because the drive home was bad after the game.  How is that Cooley's fault?  How is that not going to be an issue at any Sunday Night Football game against two rival teams?  The complaints really WERE absurd.

3.  Cooley blocks just fine.  Cooley is awesome.  Leave him alone or I'll make some psycho fan vlog like that Britney Spears fan.  "LEAVE COOLEY ALONE!!! *SOB* Just leave him alone!"  I'm warning you.

See I am not the only one who goes nut job after a loss..

You might want to change the title of your post.

And you're just as dumb...read who wrote the post.

NO! the vlogs give me nightmares.. HAHA the MASKED CREATURE!!!

It might be his administrator running the site who is doing it, but Chris is obviously mad with all of the criticism or he wouldn't have the comments banned. 

No Idea, Chris. It is spooky weird. Spooky weird. 

OMG..I never trust anyone who refers to themselves in the third person..Chris made the point for the bevo..He thanks you..

"Just so you know, Chris pass protected about 5 times on Sunday night."

Wait, so is somebody ghostwriting Cooley's site for him or does he always refer to himself in the third person?

That commenter got what he deserved because the words he wrote came directly from his asshole, and not from his brain. Most fans don't know what the fuck they're talking about. If someone wants to make a post and give criticism, maybe they should address Cooley in a respectful way.

Off topic
PacMan is coming back. He's been reinstated, probably won't play in the next 1 or 2 games but he is clear to begin practicing next Monday. If you ask me this is the last thing this team needs down the playoff strech. Pac wasn't playing that great..... yea he was improving from week to week..... but now that process has been set back 5-7 weeks again. I almost never question Jerry, but what the fuck JJ?

I do give you guys credit for having a real thick skin

Cooley needs to learn the #1 rule of blogging - ignore the idiots.

Maybe he should block with his swantz that he is so proud of  ;-)

lmao @ the John Madden comment.