Folks, this is the funniest thing I have ever read from a professional football player. Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is just downright hilarious. On his blog here, he loses it. He attacks visitors on his blog for criticizing the team and coaches for the loss this past Sunday to the Dallas Cowboys. You have to read it.
He defends every piece of criticism and then says he will no longer post the criticism unless they include a person’s real name and e-mail address. What the heck is Cooley going to do? Take them to Disney World or better yet, toilet paper their front yards?
Here is one of the highlights:
Comment: I noticed on that cute little video that they didn’t ask if Chris Cooley could block. Because he can’t!!! Wake up people, it’s not just the O Line that has the blocking responsibility. The defense only gave up 2 touchdowns. That should have been more than enough to win this game. But once again, the crappy pass protection lost the game for us. Take a lesson from Witten and practice some blocking this week or Jason Campbell is going to get creamed every week. You all should be fined and cofined to quarters until you learn to pass protect. Instead you post these lame ass videos while you should be working on other things. BEAT SEATTLE!!!
Cooley responds: Just because you watch some football on Sunday means you know what good blocking is? Just so you know, Chris pass protected about 5 times on Sunday night. 5 times out of about 40 pass plays. Also, “Whitten” is spelled Witten. And just because Madden gets on his knees when he does a Cowboys game doesn’t mean Witten is a good blocker. And this video took up about 30 minutes of Chris’s time. I don’t even know how he lives with himself for taking those precious minutes away from football.
The Landry Hat comment: Chris, you really cannot block that well. You are not Jason Witten. Watch and learn, boy. Watch and learn.