Power Rankings: Week 9

By James Masse Aka. Ironman

THIS JUST IN: BRAD JOHNSON SUCKS!

POWER RANKINGS AFTER WEEK 9

1. Titans
This team is a beast. I laugh at all of you who hated on me for saying we should go after Chris Johnson.

2. Giants
They beat us up. But could they beat us without Eli?

3. Steelers
This team is the scariest team on our remaining schedule.

4. Panthers
The Panthers are going to win this division, lets hope they beet up on the Buccs and Falcons along the way.

5. Cardinals
The Cardinals gave the Rams a beat down. This team has a clear path to the division title.

6. Falcons
Where did they come from?

7. Redskins
The Redskins got bullied at home on Monday night. I can’t drop them too far because the bully was the Steelers.

8. Buccaneers
The Buccaneers struggled to beat the Chiefs, but at least they got the win.

9. Ravens
The Ravens outlasted the Browns. Putting up 37 points is always a good thing.

10. Eagles
The Eagles pounded the Seahawks. With Brian Westbrook in the line up, this team is dangerous.

11. Bills
The Bills go up and down every week. This week they’re down.

12. Bears
Can the Bears hold on with Rex Grossman under Center?

13. Patriots
The AFC East chose a good year to get competitive. The year that Tom Brady went down.

14. Cowboys
Dallas has some serious problem to take care of during the bye week. Please, FOOTBALL GOD… let ROMO come back.

15. Jets
The Jets can make a push if they play O and D at this level.

16. Packers
The Packers had the Titans by the throat, but the let loose.

17. Colts
The Colts are in a similar situation as the Cowboys are… An uphill battle.

18. Dolphins
I bet Jerry Jones wishes his team was playing with the attitude that the Dolphins are playing with right now. THE TUNA ATTITUDE.

19. Broncos
It’s a shame that such a terrible team is on the verge of winning a division title.

20. Saints
The Saints need a winning streak.

21. Vikings
This weeks game will say a lot about the NFC North. Especially if the Bears can knock off the Titans and the Lions can grab their first win against the Jaguars….The Begals did it.

22. Chargers
I mean, at least the Colts and Cowboys have injuries to blame. I just don’t se why this team is sucking so bad.

23. Texans
This team is an Offensive powerhouse, but still a let down.

24. Browns
Lets see if the Cowboys 22nd pick in 07′ was worth anything.

25. Jaguars
This team was projected in the Super Bowl by quite a few “EXPERTS”. Hold in your laughs.

26. Seahawks
L hat, MBIII and myself are heading up to Seattle. They’re holding open tryouts for Wide Receiver! I hear we’re all shoe-ins!

27. Rams
The Rams decided to use all they had to beat up the Redskins and Cowboys. Now they’re back to the Rams.

28. 49ers
The coach takes off his pants and they still lose.

29. Raiders
If the Cowboys pursue Dante Hall, I will officially be ashamed to be a Cowboys fan.

30. Bengals
The Bengals won!!!!!

31. Chiefs
So close to upsetting the Buccaneers, too bad crap teams always find a way to lose.

32. Lions
The Lions might not have a win, but they play tougher than the five teams above them. I just couldn’t move them up without at least one win.

*MY POWER STANDINGS AFTER WEEK 9

AFC
North
Steelers
Ravens
Browns
Bengals

South
Titans
Colts
Texans
Jaguars

East
Bills
Patriots
Jets
Dolphins

West
Broncos
Chargers
Raiders
Chiefs

NFC
North
Bears
Packers
Vikings
Lions

South
Panthers
Falcons
Buccaneers
Saints

East
Giants
Redskins
Eagles
Cowboys

West
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams
49ers

*MY PLAYOFF PICTURE AFTER WEEK 9

AFC
1. Titans
2. Steelers
3. Patriots
4. Broncos
Wc1. Ravens
Wc2. Bills

JUST MISS
1. Jets
2. Colts
3. Dolphins

NFC
1. Giants
2. Panthers
3. Cardinals
4. Bears
Wc1. Falcons
Wc2. Redskins

JUST MISS
1. Buccaneers
2. Eagles
3. Cowboys =*(