Chris Cooley Shows His Junk and Jewels

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Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley goofed this week on his Web site. Cooley was apparently trying to show on his blog new study materials that Coach Jim Zorn gave the players. However, he was studying his in the nude. The picture he put up wasn’t reviewed very closely and his jewels and stick were exposed for almost all of Sunday.

He apologizes here.

Mr. Cool also picks Green Pay to beat the Cowboys. He really is crazy, ain’t he?

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I would be thrilled to have Cooley also, but Wittn in the better of the two.

As a fellow die hard fan, it is very ard not to have a Man-Crush on Jason Witten. I know Dan loves his TE an extreme amount, and he may not be the best player ever, but he is ONE OF the best players in the game at this point in time.

Also I was very disapointed when I didn't see a comment from you on my Fantastic 4 article... get over there and read it!! 

And James, yeah I'll admit that JW is pretty damn good.  Maybe not as good as Dan "JW is the greatest player Ever" Landry Hat might claim, but damn good nevertheless. Playing effectively through a separated shoulder injury is pretty hard core if you ask me.

I'm still thrilled to have Cooley on my team. 

He posted it on the 14th. It was on ksk on the 15th, five days before you posted this article. That's damn near close to a week.  I'd post a link but you asked me not to do that.

I didn't post it on my site because I didn't think it was newsworthy.  And also, I'm just not that interested in Chris Cooley's penis. I failed to realize you'd be so enthralled with Redskin cock Dan, or I might have reconsidered.   Sorry. 

Guy,

As a homer you may take Cooley over Witten, but as an intelligent mammal, even you know that is a bad choice.

If it broke a week ago, turdball, why then isn't on your site? Secondly, it did not break a week ago. No matter what, it didn't break on your site. 

Dan, this story broke like a week ago. Get with the program. You can see the pics at ksk, though they covered his junk up with a Redskins helmet. 

Cooley is an utter goofball, but he's still the man.  I'd take him over Jason Witten any day.

Knock it off, Amber

I wanna see !!! He's HOT !!!!

I didn't get to see the picture. I assume that he took the picture and his image flashed over a book cover, a piece of glass, something. I don't think he just took a picture of him naked. The guy is actually pretty funny, and his page is full of weird stuff. He's a dirty hippy

How could he miss that?

How?