Tony Romo Buys $699,000 White and Black House

Tony Romo better get a home designer ASAP who likes blue and silver. Pictures of Romo’s new home are plastered all over the Internet. There are not any Dallas Cowboys star or colors anywhere in the house. Instead, it’s all black and white, with one of the most awkward master bathroom setups I have ever seen. Apparently, he only paid $699,000 for the home near Valley Ranch. Let’s take a look:

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Here is a picture of the front of Romo’s new shack. Wait until you get inside!

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Now seriously, what in the hell kind of set up is this? Is Jessica really going to stand for this? This reminds me of a bathroom you’d find in a really bad porn. And how ironic that there is a lady in the picture filming something. The all-black tile is gross and the tub in the middle of the floor seems more like a pitfall obstacle than something tasteful. What the heck was Romo thinking?

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Now it is all white with a black accented table and bar stools? Who the hell decorated this place? Was the prior owner Gary Busey?

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Finally an appealing shot. Not a bad angle. No ugly colors. Nice open windows. But there is that door that seems to go to nothing. Laundry room?

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Not sure about this pool. Nothing says “I’m a $60-million quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.”

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Possibly the worst kitchen on Earth. Seriously, who wants a white kitchen? You make pasta sauce and the place becomes a red kitchen. And we know Tony loves pasta. Invest in some paint and new tiles. Just avoid the all black.

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Not a horrible room, but it is all white with the black accents again. Where’s the 52-inch Samsung HD television? Why doesn’t he have a Dallas Cowboys blue and silver rug in this room? I mean, you cannot identify this as a home owned by the starting Dallas Cowboys quarterback, and that is a travesty.

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Front door shot. I wonder if that floor is as slippery as it looks? How bad would it suck if Romo slipped on that ice floor and broke his kneecap? Yeah, it would suck. He needs to shag rug this place blue as soon as possible.

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Ok, let me get this straight.....Romo is rich so that means he has a lot of money.....He is richer than me but i have a fancier house than this? really? makes no sense.......I doubt this is really his house.....

I think it is. But Romo is the kind of guy who will stop to help a couple fix a flat tire, the kind of guy who will spend an afternoon with a mentally handicapped fan, the kind of guy who will spend time with sick child at a ball game... so it doesn't surprise me he doesn't have a ridiculous house that Jerry Jones could barely afford.

Well first off this is a very nice lookimg home. As far as it
Doesnt fit his status, maybe he just lives like a WHITE guy and buys
Things that make since. Not buying over priced house and stupid
Jewerly. Maybe he has a head on his shoulders and knows that
He wont play football forever and realizes the things he purchases
Today are going to effect how much money he has in the future. All
You people just live in an MTV Cribs world. I guarantee the people you see
On MTV Cribs wont even have those homes three years after they are done playing.
Oh by the way Justin, do you actually think that Tony worries about your
Views on what he buys and what he spends. Come down to planet earth sometimes.
Just remember Tony Romo is a smart non money wasting WHITE GUY. Get used to it.

1st of all, Romo isn't exactly white. He has a Hispanic heritage similar to mine (my great great grandmother's maiden name was Romo). His dad is as tan as many who hang outside the home depot.

Having said that, being fiscally responsible and conservative isn't a white trait, but rather a trait of intelligent people.

Though some of the wealthiest people on earth have had ridiculous houses. William Randolph Hearst comes to mind and he declared bankruptcy before all was said and done.

Tony, you need to call me to design your house.

Other than heating costs, where millionaire athletes often go wrong is the upkeep that is required for a HUGE lawn/estate. It seems as though Tony is being sensible with his money, which seems like a solid decision.

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Yea I agree that the stuff in the house was put there for sale. The person writing the article probably lives in a studio apertment and he needs to shut the fuck up! Sounds just like another fuckn hater! The house is set up to put yours or tony's personality in it. If I would see that guy who wrote that stuff, I'd kick his fuckn ass. Like Romo will have some one take pics of his house! Stupid fucks!

Nice house, where's the trimming.  I'd have the place looking sharp.  Better get on it, lol.

Can someone please explain to me what he is saying I dont speak this language.

Yo, listen........that pic was taken basic a long time a go. I know wha tony's house look like now. So, tha gal is jus a critic. Y can ya criticize, when the real deal is now.

He is obviously not going to care if he gets pasta on his white floor when he's got enough money to have someone else clean it up. And who says a player of dallas HAS to deck it out in all dallas colors maybe tony romo wanted his house to represent his style and what he likes.. other than his team. Think before you speak, let alone post it up on the internet. 

This place looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man took a huge fluffy dump on this place! Me and the boys will have a great time T.P.'ing the place this season!

I get a kick outta the guy that wrote this article, obviously a trailer park dweller....what a tool.  Nice house Tony, I love the "I don't need a Michael Vick house", it reflects your "real person" personna.

tony romo's house is awesome and cool 

Come on....finally someone with money who will still have it in five years!!!!  Tony Romo sounds like a nice, young man who actually got somewhere and doesn't feel like he has to flaunt his money.

Cowgirl, prove it. 

Ok....My parents live near this house and for all you that want to know that is NOT his furniture!  I have been in the house and its a really nice house.  I am sure that he really doesnt even care what all yall have to say anyways.  The pictures came from when the house was for sale! 

That house is aweful. It looks like it is straight out of 1990. I can't believe it was freakin $700,000. I mean it is obviously large but so gross. And what is up with that tub. Hope he doesn't trip and break his neck. Oh, Tony, bless your little heart.

Michael Stribling wwww.michaelstriblinginteriors.com is to design the Home. Stribling Seen on HGTV's Design Star,(also working With Jessica Simpsons Sister Ashlee)Is close friends with the ball player and his girlfriend Jessica. You can See Michael Stribling in people mag, with jessica shoping for furniture in Dallas. 

I heard That Michael Stribling Interiors got the contract to Design the tragic home. Stribling was the designer from hgtvs design star.

The house is streamlined and beautiful! I can't see Romo in a colonial with priscilla curtains but I am certain that in this house  he will use good accent colors and nice but practical  furniture to make it his home. I can see Natucci couches in the living room...:) Please, don't let Jessica handle the decorting, she dresses pretty frumpy most of the time.

It looks like the realtor that sold him the place had a photographer come in and take the pics before he even moved in.  Someone got paid on this dirt.

Disclaimer: What's more retarded is the people who come here to come here to explain to the other posters that this is not Tony Romo's furniture. Thank you for sharing your expertise on the matter, but I think everyone knows this is not Tony Romo's furniture. It's cheap furniture in a nice house, that's all most of us are saying. Stephanie.

Tony needs a little bit of Jessica's touch in the house to make it look like a home. You know she will make sure that he drops some cash to make it presentable to her parents. Because right now it looks like the set fromt he bad porno I watched last night.  
Pacman man needs a little more time to get up to speed before he gets in at CB in the real games. But Hopefully he will do some damage on special teams and get some nice returns.

Boys fans let me be the first to break the news to you that Adam "Pacman" Jones has be reinstated and is good to go for the season....Lets get it on

Then whose is it? Gary Busey's? I knew it!

this was probably how the home was decorated while it was listed for sale.  I really doubt this is Tony's stuff.

Hello?  Do you people actually think that's his stuff in that house?  Give him a little bit of time to decorate, he just bought the d*** house.

I swear I saw this house in Scarface

Landry...... no one bathes in a tub.  You Fu#& in a tub.  Thats the beauty of it.......

Andy, whose furniture is it then? I am not even  criticizing the furniture. I am critical of particular that weird master bedroom. Who the eff has a tub in the middle of the floor? It's like a freaking sand trap. Did Romo's girl ask for that weird thing? Did she approve of it? Who bathes in something like that? It doesn't even have spa action.

The commentary on the interior of the house is completely dumb.  It's as if that is Romo's furniture in there. It's not.
If he puts $200,000 into redoing the interior, he has a really nice 5,500 sq foot house for $900K.
I'm not sure why I'm defending his purchase, I dont even like him or the cowboys.

I liked the first Picture.... Thats a F#%$ Tub if I've ever seen one.

Well at least he saves on gas this way. Very prudent. I hear Eagles fans are good interior decorators ;-)

Also, very cheap furniture in the fourth picture. In the seventh picture, I would ask that Tony Romo remove the chairs without an arm rest. I have one of those, and I end up just laying on the rug watching tv, because I have nowhere to rest my arms.

That's right. This house has no personality.

Maybe it's Brad Johnson's house and the photographer got the wrong address?

That link is here. "Bullet Bob" 

Maybe that will work this time.

To add to this story, and this will let you know just one more reason that I hate ESPN radio man and hot shot Galloway of the Star Telegram.  He said today, and I quote," Peter King is my friend, but he voted against Bob Hayes the last time.  He was on that committee in Houston that voted Bob out, but at least he is honest. At least he didn't hide the fact that he voted against Bob."

Spoken like a true Dallas fan right. He again gets my vote as worst journalist in the Dallas - Ft. Worth metro. I wish he would pack his crap and move out to Philly where he belongs. Move in with his butt buddy Peter King and lose the mic. That would be great. He should have been in then, and if he doesn't get in this time, I know why. Randy Galloway is on the committee this time. At least that's what he says.

There just isn't any personality in that home.

Relax Dan...Im sure the house will get some updating...hell he might be buying it for someone else like his parents

I think the house looks good at a great price. Cool furniture and accents would make this place come alive. Gated communities rule!

"Bullet Bob" just got nominated again. ...Just a little off topic here, but I thought you guys might want to know.

Shirley, Shirley, Shirley...You obviously don't have taste. Was this your old house?

I like it and I think it is 'flashy' enough for anyone....including Tony...    Get over it!!

That's a "nice" house, and its definitely worth $700,000, but I would expect more from someone of his status.  Maybe its just a temporary thing, comparable to normal people renting an apartment for 6 months.  That pool is NOT impressive.  I personally know about 50 people with a pool that make that look like a plastic kiddie pool.  He'll also have to do something with that privacy fence surrounding the back yard.  Paparazzi will be all over that...

Justin, he has $32 million in guaranteed cash. I think he could have found something a little flashier with a better pool. My friend has a damn pool like that. It just seemed funny to me, especially the odd bathroom

im no interior decorator but i'd live there without caring about colors... i want the pool!!!!

What, no shot of "where the magic happens"?