Aug27th

Another Blogger Attacks Jason Witten

AUTHOR: thelandryhat | IN: Cowboys | COMMENTS: 18 Comments |

This is getting kind of old, but another blogger exhibits ignorance in this post attacking All-Pro Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten. But this post deserves urgent response because it is completely off base. He opines that Witten is a bad guy a-hole for abruptly responding to rookie tight end Martellus Bennett. This is what we would call crooked, yellow journalism.

What the blogger doesn’t know is Martellus Bennet has been a big disappointment so far. He’s childish and lazy, and HBO’s Hard Knocks program has focused on him quite a bit because they know he is struggling.

So, when the kid approaches Witten for some advice, allegedly Witten snapped, telling him he needs to learn and listen first, and then he’ll step in with advice. Personally, I don’t see what the problem is. It’s glaringly obvious that Bennett needs discipline more than Witten’s advice, and some harsh discipline is exactly what Witten fed him.

Instead, the vicious Minnesota Vikings blogger decides to turn this around and make Witten look like the bad guy. And he tops off his pathetic post with a proverbial cherry citing a past post he made that disparages Cowboys. This is worse than the Jacksonville Jaguars cross-dressing blogger attacking Witten.

The Vikings blogger post actually contained malice. And he is dead wrong.

18 Comments on Another Blogger Attacks Jason Witten

  1. danzinski says:

    Wow, I got mentioned on The Landry Hat.  I’m big-time now.

  2. IRON MAN says:

    with a name like bitchzinzki, youll never be big time….

  3. Joseph says:

    The system works!

  4. Staubach says:

    Hey Guys. Looks like I got back in time for more fun here. lol
    Here was my post to these guys:
    If you read the blog on that paper you would read that JW is trying to get this lackadaisical rookie to work harder as he has been a disappointment. And since you want to make generic statements, what is a typical Viking? A Super Bowl loser?
    You guys assited in us making the Hail Mary famous when Drew Pearson caught that pass on you in 1975. So my thanks to the Vikes for being part of our history

  5. thelandryhat says:

    Staubach comes in with some historic significance and blows the roof off the place. Wow. Nice one. Thank you Vikes, for being the losers of the NFL. We love you.

  6. thelandryhat says:

    Secondly, Arrowhead Addicts put Shizinkski up to this because earlier today I was a bit snappy with Adam, who is a lead blogger over at the wussy Chiefs blog. So, once again, the Chiefs throw bombs from the bunker. I mean, that has to be the connection here, because Danzinflipnski comes out of nowhere with the Witten attack.

  7. AZScott says:

    Waaaaaa!  Someone said something negative about Jason Whitten and the Cowboys.  Waaaaaa! 

    I hardly believe Adam put him up to it. 

    But seriously….waaaaaaaa!

  8. IRON MAN says:

    LHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    PAC MAN IS REINSTATED!!!!

    NASTIEST D BACKS IN THE NFL!!! IT’S OFFICIAL!!!

  9. IRON MAN says:

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  10. IRON MAN says:

    goddel is a goodman

  11. Joseph says:

    Uh, that type of conversation happens all the time in football. Martellus Bennett is a young rookie who is lazy. He isn’t making a good impression on his teammates as of late. The tight end coach John Garrett is constantly on Bennett’s ass. Of course Witten is going to jump on his shit. Maybe if Bennett’s body language would show an actual desire to learn and improve, maybe Witten would have responded in a nicer way.

    No more linking to shitty blogs, ok Landryhat?

  12. fuckin bastards!!!!!!! jason wittens a saint. why the hell take a blow on him. he’s one of the stand up guys in this league, and as i said before he’s the guy you’d like your kid to emulate and look up to. i will retalliate for this. i live in vi-queen country up here in n.iowa and one of my uncles is a huge vi-queen fan. we don’t talk. this will cost em…..

  13. sorry about the language, landryhat, i will be more subtle in the future, just a little peeved…………………

  14. Redskins Guy says:

    You can’t make fun of Jason Witten! It’s like in the Bible or something. 

    Job 64:14 “Though cans’t not raggeth on the Dallas End that is Tight.”

    The man is an inspiration, a leader, and a hero.  He walks on water. His piss tastes like Folgiers Crystals. And he can float on the very air. Do not mocketh Witten or God shall smite thee!

    I hear the Catholic Church is even talking about doing away with that whole “wait-till-you’re-dead” requirement for cannonization. 

    Cowboys fans, before you go on yet another rampage, you must ask yourself the ultimate question…

    What Would Jason Witten DO (WWJWD)? 
    It’s not just a question; it’s a way of life!

    I think he would want you to forgive these fools for their petty insults and vindictive posts. Look past their malice and understand that a Loving Saint like the Witten can be overwhelming to those that lack proper understanding.  Forgive these fools, for they know not what they do.
    Praise the Witten. Amen.

  15. Joseph says:

    That’s a lot of writing for a laugh, my friend!

  16. Redskins Guy says:

    Not really. I just cut and paste, and add a line every time Landry Hat gets uppity about Jason Witten.  You do the math.

  17. IRON MAN says:

    man i hope hey were kidng when they said sam hrd sprained ankle?!?!?! we loose a WR every game wtf?!

  18. theMBIIIeffect says:

    I don’t mind losing all these scrubs. I’m pre-ordering my Anquan Boldin jersey as we speak.

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