Jacksonville Jaguar Fans Can't Take The Heat

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Welcome Jacksonsville Jaguar fans, as you all take a break from the trailer park living. It appears that The Landry Hat is making the rounds at the official Jaguars site, as you can see here.

It seems they didn’t like my top-10 list that I did two months ago and the dorks are just getting wind of the classic post now. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gene or Jeanne or whomever it is decided to open her own wound again. But let me make it clear: Don’t mess with Jason Witten. It is that simple. I had nothing against the Jaguars until that post. Oh how sad it is that I am not their buddy now. For example, I love the comment from “FTB”

The Landry Hat?  Seriously?  That’s like being insulted by, well, air.

Ahhh, yes.That was pure gold, “FTB.”

The losers are invading my site by the hundreds, and they are fuming over the post. I am so flustered with there presence that I just do not know what to do!

Listen guys and girls of Jacksonville, go brush your teeth, take a hot shower, and settle down. You all ought to be concerned about who your starting receivers will be this year, and getting over the unfortunate fact that your best one is a coke head.

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