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Jacksonville Jaguar Fans Can’t Take The Heat
Welcome Jacksonsville Jaguar fans, as you all take a break from the trailer park living. It appears that The Landry Hat is making the rounds at the official Jaguars site, as you can see here.
It seems they didn’t like my top-10 list that I did two months ago and the dorks are just getting wind of the classic post now. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gene or Jeanne or whomever it is decided to open her own wound again. But let me make it clear: Don’t mess with Jason Witten. It is that simple. I had nothing against the Jaguars until that post. Oh how sad it is that I am not their buddy now. For example, I love the comment from “FTB”
The Landry Hat? Seriously? That’s like being insulted by, well, air.
Ahhh, yes.That was pure gold, “FTB.”
The losers are invading my site by the hundreds, and they are fuming over the post. I am so flustered with there presence that I just do not know what to do!
Listen guys and girls of Jacksonville, go brush your teeth, take a hot shower, and settle down. You all ought to be concerned about who your starting receivers will be this year, and getting over the unfortunate fact that your best one is a coke head.
Some one didn’t read the thread about himself! I am surprised with an ego like yours.
I’m clearly in the thread (Allex, if you can’t find it yourself), claiming to be the reason that you wrote that article and expressing disbelief that they stumbled on it. You can’t imagine my surprise opening up that thread and seeing The Landry Hat in the URL. Oh, how I laughed.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:55 pmYou are evil
August 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pmOh wait. I just noticed. You read FTB’s post which is conveniently located under mine with my big old black and teal avatar yet you try to claim it was me trying rehash old wounds. Now you’re just trying to slander me here, Danny boy.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pmPersonally, my favorite comment so far was from TheSpacePope who wrote “My colon could write a better article.. and it’s dyslexic.”
August 18th, 2008 at 8:35 pmIt’s funny because it’s true.
And by true, I mean a spastic colon spraying random patterns of diarrhea onto a computer screen would make for better reading material.
See Jaguars fans? THAT’s how you insult Dan properly. Or I guess you could use the word “lame” another fifty times. It’s bound to be funny sooner or later.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pmJacksonville doesn’t even get respect from the Fan Sided Network. They have been around this long and still not included in the pull down menu links?
August 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pmI just got added to the automatic yardbarker feed about a week ago.
No respect.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:40 pmShe is included in the drop down links. I just checked. At least the last time I checked she was. Secondly, all kidding aside, I love her site. She is actually one of the wittiest writers we have, second to Arrowhead and this site. She has a good future with us and deserves equal respect, which I believe she is not getting. Her site will explode if she puts up more shirt shots of her you know whats
August 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pmI guess it may be included in the “recent posts” scroll, but I do not see jacksonville in the drop down menu just below the Archives (select month) bar. The one which links all the teams
Maybe it is just my PC lol
Maybe your suggestion belongs on kissingsuzykolber.
Careful with your suggestions, someone might post more explicit pictures of Mcnabb
August 19th, 2008 at 5:03 pmAnd Jeanne, even if there is no respect, look at the blog this way as nice resume fodder. Save you best columns (and clean ones
) for work examples. It’s a win-win
August 19th, 2008 at 5:18 pmWow. Being told that your wit comes in second to Dan’s is quite a slap in the face. Next you’re going to say she’s nearly as glib as Emmitt Smith, but he has a slightly better mastery of the English language.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:51 pmOh no! I made fun of a cowboy who’s a nice guy! At least his initials weren’t JW. I hear the Vatican is looking to waive the whole “you need to have been dead for five years” requirement for canonization to sainthood, just for Mister Witten.
WWJWD?
August 19th, 2008 at 5:55 pmPersonally, I am teasing the “Fan Sided Network”. A little slowww to get the Jags onto everything
August 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm{Post deleted for language}
August 20th, 2008 at 12:05 amYeah, Jaguars are not in that fsn drop down link and when I click on Jeanne, it doesn’t direct me to her Jaguar site.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:08 amNevermind, the link works now. Still no sign of an fsn link though.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:09 am