Miami Dolphins Are Ridiculous

The Miami Dolphins are reportedly going to sign wide receiver Terry Glenn, who was cut by the Dallas Cowboys this week. Hey, I am happy that the guy gets to play if he really wants to, but how ridiculous are the Miami Dolphins becoming with signing former Cowboys and hiring most of its coaching staff?

I mean, seriously, this is getting downright obvious. The Miami Dolphins are truly the Dallas Dolphins. Or the South Florida Cowboys. Hashmarks has the report here. Some of us joked that Miami would likely sign Glenn, but it really happened. Hashmarks goes easy on the South Florida Cowboys.

Of course, this signing is the idea of the evil Bill Parcells.

The signing would reunite Glenn and Parcells a third time. Parcells, now the Dolphins football operations boss, coached Glenn with the New England Patriots and the Cowboys.

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This exciting, Glenn is now on Miami Dolphins. I hope he can help the team to win this season.

"[H]ow ridiculous are the Miami Dolphins becoming with signing former Cowboys and hiring most of its coaching staff?"

Sounds like someone needs a shoulder to cry on.  Welcome to the real world where players and coaches are free to, within certain limits, seek more lucrative contracts.  Assuming that Glenn actually does sign with the 'Fins and does well, then the 'Pokes have no one but themselves for not offering him what he would be worth.  If he does poorly, then they should be glad to be rid of him.

You know Dan, you're giving this idiot free advertising for his products on ebay. Products that he tries very hard to make sound authentic but are actually replicas with cubic zirconiums (or CZ's as he likes to call it).

I really don't care if some idiot Cowboy fan blows fifteen grand on a fake ring, but I'd think you guys would.  I'm half tempted to report him to ebay or something. I can't imagine how he's got a 99 percent approval rating over there with this sort of crap.

Charlie Chan... Thank you very much for PROVING the Landry Hat RIGHT ! ! !  If you click on the link that you so graciously provided, and read the very end of the description where the disclaimer is, it states:
"This ring is NOT the Actual Superbowl Ring with Diamonds, this Ring is the EXACT Salesman Replica with the same weight and size as the Actual Ring given to the players with the Diamonds."

Staubach and I called it long before you did 9. But I'll go ahead and give all three of us an "atta boy!"

Parcells isn't a tuna. He's a bottom feeder.

They should put a Star on one side of their helmet.

This shines some light on why Glenn didn't sign the clause.
Im sure he was made aware that Parcells would take him if it came down to it. So its win win for him, he gets to reunite with half our team, Parcells, and will get to start and get paid more..cant blame him

I CALLED IT....DAMN IM GOOD. Oh well the youngins have to step up now.

Here you go ASSHOLES... and you said no Cowboy would sell their rings. So what is this, you bastards?

$15000.00 Championship Rink on the market belongs to famous Cowboy.

Fred Brito was right... He did have a ring.

hmm seems to me that most of the cowboys team is what Parcells brought in, dont be mad that he wants his staff and players.

I made that prediction as soon as Glenn was released. Probably more to do with preventing Dallas with resigning him if the young guys do not produce