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[Edit Out Mean Word] COOL Bald-Headed Guy Owns Troy Aikman's 1993 Ring

Guess who owns Troy Aikman’s 1993 Super Bowl ring?

This guy does. Yeah, I am a little confused by the blog post because it appears to be this guy’s blog, but then again he writes a post as if he’s not Fred Brito. Huh? Apparently Brito is not a Dallas Cowboys fan, but a UCLA Bruins fan. Aikman is a Bruins grad.

But what is even more odd are the tags he has for the post: “new mexico, president, california, los angeles, dr. phil, ucla, ceo, creative differences

The NFL needs to investigate this guy immediately because he is freaking me out.

UPDATE: Fred Brito has made an appearance and he is very upset about this blog post. I don’t know why; there is nothing false about it. However, we will give the guy some slack here, and let’s have him talk about his new ring, how he got it, and how much that sucker cost. However, he has sent his friends, one of who called me insecure and jealous. Yes, I am jealous that Fred Brito, THE FRED BRITO, has box seats to the Dallas Cowboys. The easy-to-find guy who lives in New Mexico may be willing to part with a set of box seats for the Landry Hat. Stay tuned, folks. Live blogging in Box Seats of Dallas vs Washington would serve you all well, right?

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