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Coke Blower Matt Jones Has Dad Talk To Media
I honestly think Matt Jones‘ dad is blowing coke, too. In what is one of the weirdest public statements I have seen in some time, his dad claims the coke found in Matt’s car, that Matt was cutting with a credit card, and that was on Matt’s hand, was not Matt’s coke. Yes, read it here.
According to the police report, Jones was spotted in the backseat of a Toyota 4Runner when an officer on foot patrol saw him with a “white powdery substance and in his hand, a credit card that he was using to chop up and scrape the powder.”
When asked by the officer if the powder was cocaine, Jones said, “Yes.”
OK, I am not the one who tends to believe everything in a police report, but this is pretty awful for Matt “Drip” Jones.
Even female Jags fans, known for their heavy coke use, are not buying this crap. Female Jags fans are coke experts, and this one basically spoils the plot. What the hell is Matt’s pa thinking? This makes it even more embarrassing for the coke user. Matt, NFL players are not supposed to use coke. It damages your heart and veins. Now, I would be lying if I said the Dallas Cowboys didn’t have a player or two who sniffed some coke, but when caught red-handed, they didn’t like about it like you and your pops are. When someone tried to frame Michael Irvin with crack rocks, the charges were dropped.
The Landry Hat Theory: Matt’s friend left the car with the coke still in there. Matt grabs his Milly Vanilly CD and starts frantically cutting lines of coke on the CD before his friend returns. However, the dolt failed to remember he was in a shady part of Hog-town, and within a few minutes, even before Matt could sniff those final two lines, a cop knocks on his window.
The Landry Hat Decision: Matt Jones is an idiot.
Man, I just love cocaine.
July 16th, 2008 at 9:51 amSo, when will Jerry Jones ink both his latest outcast and ex-Razorback in one fell swoop. Face it–it’s inevitable
July 16th, 2008 at 10:26 amAdam, I am sorry, but you are banned from this site effective months ago. Who said you could return? Not me, the owner. So, please, follow the rules. Banned until further notice.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:47 am[...] …And here. - Black and Teal [...]
July 16th, 2008 at 10:48 amI thought the Chiefs should persue him. At least that is what you said before?
July 16th, 2008 at 12:24 pmOHHHHH SHEEEEEOT, Steamroller doing some investigating. Yikes. IN YOUR FACE, Adam
Headline: Chiefs Fans Condone Coke Users, Want Cokehead Receiver On Team
July 16th, 2008 at 1:23 pm…Roller78,
July 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pmThat is why we are Cowboys fans…we never, ever, forget, and Adam we don’t think he is really, truly sorry for his “mistake” and isn’t it funny Adam, Dallas is the only, ONLY team that has not had some bad publicity this offseason…maybe you guys (Jeaane/Gene/It) included, should contact your owner and see if they can send a group to Dallas and find out HOW the ‘Boys take social outcasts and turn them into Pro Bowlers. Get back to me and let me know. (Oh and J Witten IS THE BEST TE IN THE GAME)
I wrote that before he turned into Amy Winehouse, not after. Big difference. And it’s kind of hard to ban a guy from a site which belongs to a network he co-owns
Don’t get me started on Jason Witten again. Geez…
July 16th, 2008 at 3:06 pmAdam, come on. You can’t say you want cokehead and now you don’t want cokehead because he does coke. Stop it. Nonsense.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pmHat,
July 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI truly agree. Once a cokehead always a cokehead. Once a chief always a chief.
Oh snap Dan using an image a CHIEF made. Two can play that game….. BLAH
July 16th, 2008 at 7:08 pmSNAP!!! I am allowed. Permission given, SNAPPY!
Blah. Listen, you guys had manlove for coke user. You cannot hide it. We investigated it and proved it. I think you should explain this to your fans now.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:12 pmTo be fair, I did tell them they didn’t want Matt Jones.
July 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pmOur post was posted on 6/17 :
http://arrowheadaddict.com/2008/06/17/stray-arrows-should-the-chiefs-look-at-matt-jones/
Matt Jones was arrested on:
On July 10th, 2008 in Fayetteville, Arkansas, Matt Jones was arrested at gunpoint and charged with felony possession of a controlled substance.
He never had any coke arrests before that, so again you twist words. Thanks for playing…
July 16th, 2008 at 9:41 pm