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Reasons To Hate The New York Giants
By MBIIIEffect
This is a new three-part segment that we’re going to run on why we hate the other teams in our division. There’s no division that hates each other like the NFC East. The Cowboys/Redskins rivalry is arguably the biggest in the NFL. The Eagles are among the most-hateful fans on the face of the earth. Giants fans have been spewing the hate ever since they won the Super Bowl.
That being said, I respect all the fans of teams in the NFC East because of the passion that they have for their own teams. These posts are made in order to start conversation. Don’t take it personally.
These are the top 10 reasons why WE SHOULD HATE the NY Giants:
10. You a-holes beat us in the playoffs. Didn’t you get the memo that it was our year? Jerks.
9. Jeremy Shockey. I love watching a tight ends spike the ball after 3 yard gains. Then you didn’t trade him. So now, I get to see him twice a year, spiking the ball after 3 yard gains. Sweet. Explain why you didn’t take a trade offer to me sometime.
8. Nobody releases someone with a nickname like “The Round Mound of Touchdown” and gets away with it.
7. When you beat us once in the playoffs, you all immediately thought that you were better than us. You were better than us that day. You immediately forgot that we beat you twice in the regular season. Yeah, yeah, you’re going to say “…but we beat you when it counts!” This is the NFL. Every game counts. That argument is wrong, stupid and annoying. What really happened was you were hot coming into the playoffs, and we weren’t. We were banged up, and you were firing on all cylinders. You beat us fair and square in the playoffs. But I still think that we had the better team.
6. Your defense has a theme song. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
5. Michael Strahan cheated his way into the single-season sack record: (from ESPN.com) “EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — Michael Strahan of the New York Giants broke the NFL record for sacks in a season, and only Brett Favre will ever know if the record-setter was a gift. Strahan got sack No. 22½ with 2:42 left in the fourth quarter Sunday, falling on Favre after the Green Bay Packers‘ quarterback rolled out and went down at the feet of the defensive end. The sack broke the 17-year-old record of 22 set by Mark Gastineau in 1984. The play looked questionable because the Packers were leading 34-25 and Favre didn’t have a blocker in front of him on the rollout. Favre, who joked during the week that he might “work out a little side deal” with Strahan to allow him to get the record, called a run in the huddle, teammates said.” You can read the rest of the article here.
4. Your organization is weak. Your whole offensive line just got new contracts locking them up for years, while Plaxico Burress is still pissed and threatening to sit out without a new deal. You need to give Plax a new deal. He’s a special talent in the NFL and, like T.O., has to be handled carefully. If the Giants organization knew anything, you’d give him a new deal.
3. Shit like this: http://www.nfl.com/videos;jsessionid=C167ECEA6FF458973C66F6D45C8197CA?campaign=ec0006&videoId=09000d5d8091af20
2. Eli Manning. This slack-jawed yokel stumbles his way into a Super Bowl, gets out of a tackle that Tony Romo could’ve broken in his sleep and makes a nice toss. The kid got lucky. Period. All of you forgot that he was a marginal quarterback ever since he came into the league and even for a big part of last season. Nevermind the fact that all of New York wanted him run out of town before last season.
1. Tiki Barber. Giants fans threw Tiki under the bus after he made the RIGHT call as an analyst. Nevermind the fact that he gave you 10 seasons, shouldered your stagnant offense for most of those seasons, and singlehandedly took you to the Super Bowl (he had 5 yards shy of 2500 yards that season). When he criticized the Giants, you forgot all that, and you threw him under the bus. Unforgiveable.
go check out ian’s iggles page and see his last comments about the hit on micheal irvin and you’ll all be sing war chants for the philly pricks over there. sons a bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pmeverybody checkout the swoop beats blitz post at ian’s iggles, and see what ian and the eagle fans have to say about the micheal irvin hit. wow, says what we been saying about the class of eagle fans all along
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 pmIt is pretty sad, really. And they have no idea how it sounds either. Al Qaeda has the same compassion for human life.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:51 pmThey were the better team BECAUSE they were hot in the playoffs. That’s all that matters. Anything else is just a weak rationalization and makes you look petty. Give them props and get revenge next year.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 pmSo you’d say that the Giants were the better team than the Patriots?
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pmYes. They won the superbowl. They beat the patriots.
You can’t be the best team except on the one day because you weren’t feeling very well. They beat you. They beat the Patriots. They didn’t beat the Redskins but that’s because the Redskins couldn’t get far enough to even play them.
Maybe the Giants got lucky. Maybe your team got unlucky. Maybe a lot of things. They won and that’s all that matters. They are the champions and by definition they are the best team until someone kicks them on their ass. They have the ring on their finger to prove it. Ten years from now, nobody outside of Dallas is to remember OR CARE that Dallas beat New York twice in the regular season. They’re gong to remember that New York beat Dallas in the post-season and then beat the Patriots in the superbowl.
They’re the best team. To say otherwise is just hot air and empty excuses.
Be a man, accept that your team lost, give them their due and move on. And look forward to gaining vengeance next year.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:01 pmBy the way, all of this is still a perfectly valid reason to hate the Giants. I know I do.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pmDelete my comments ALL you want, Ill keep reposting. MAYBE Ian got his “CRACK” from Michael Irvin….Most pathetic website Ive EVER seen, You insecure Boys fans are OBSESSED with Philly/and there fans…
July 5th, 2008 at 12:25 amlol, BLOW sucks and so does Philly. Feel the vacuum?
July 5th, 2008 at 3:33 amThe Giants played well, but in the end it came down to the league sending a message to the Patriots. If it’s a close game, the Giants get the calls & non-calls. There’s a reason that they are the first champ in quite awhile to not be picked to repeat. Just watch the reply of the supposed greatest play of all time. Eli was in the grasp. An official said he was going to blow the whistle. He didn’t because Shaun O’hara grabbed Richard Seynour by the facemask & pulled him out of the grasp of Manning. Big non-call turns into a big play. Make the proper call & the game is over. There are two possibilities. The refs were blind & incompetent, or the league told them to not make the calls. I’d bet on the latter. The Cowboys will win the division this year. Count on it.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:15 pmUh…that’s a bit paranoid. I really don’t buy these conspiracy theories when good old fashioned incompetence will suffice. It’s not like this is the first superbowl to have bad calls, even in recent history (Steelers-Seahawks anyone?) and in fact there weren’t any truly terrible calls.
Sure you can look at no-calls but playoff and superbowl games tend to have a lot of non-calls because refs get gunshy and don’t want to “decide the game.” And by your own admission, the game had to be close for your theory to even work. I suppose you think they used mental telekinesis to help David Tyree catch the ball too.
Really. Give them credit and get over it. Whining like this just makes you look silly.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pmits very sad that a coyboy fan is still crying over last year…….dont be TO grow up give the giants the the trophy like… TO….did and get ready to be beat this year….!
August 6th, 2008 at 7:54 pm