Folks, we have a problem. Not 24 hours after “Jeanne” or “Gene” gets a Web site to blog about the Jacksonville Jaguars, she decides she has the right to bash one of our own. You can read the disgusting post here but let me warn you it will not please you.
See, she/he has put her/himself on a limb by attacking the NFL’s best tight end, Jason Witten, for important community service he is providing to Dallas residents. Forget applauding his hard work and dedication. Forget thanking him. She wants to trash him.
Friends, I have no doubt in my mind that the weirdo, sick bunch over here had something to do with convincing this chick/dude that attacking a Dallas Cowboys player would increase her traffic dramatically, like it did for the Chiefs site.
But attacking Jason Witten for community service? What a low blow. How low will this girl/guy go? I shouldn’t ask that question.
However, pay backs are a bitch. So, I present to you the top 10 reasons why Jaguar fans and the team are lame:
10. The Jags fans are so lame that they leave their team in the dust for a college football team. That’s real lame.
9. The Jags are so lame that they arrest fans for cussing during a heated game:
8. Jags fans are so lame that the only vagina they get is the foam kind:
7. Jag fans are so lame, just listen to this ridiculously lame taunt of Hall of Fame receiver Terrell Owens:
6. Jag fans are so lame that when they are mad at their team, they call them the Jacksonville Jagoffs. That is so lame.
5. Oh my god, these are Jag fans. Looks at these weirdos. Incest legal in Jacksonville? So lame!
4. Name one receiver for the Jaguars. It’s not easy because they truly are a lame offensive team.
3. Hilarious. Prove of lameness:
2. The Jags John Henderson is so lame that he needs to be bitch-slapped for motivation. Real Lame.
1. The Jags are so lame that a girl is the chief blogger for one of the very few Jaguar-themed sites on the populous Web. What the hell do girls know about football?
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