Top 10 Reasons Jaguar Fans and Team Are Lame

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Folks, we have a problem. Not 24 hours after “Jeanne” or “Gene” gets a Web site to blog about the Jacksonville Jaguars, she decides she has the right to bash one of our own. You can read the disgusting post here but let me warn you it will not please you.

See, she/he has put her/himself on a limb by attacking the NFL’s best tight end, Jason Witten, for important community service he is providing to Dallas residents. Forget applauding his hard work and dedication. Forget thanking him. She wants to trash him.

Friends, I have no doubt in my mind that the weirdo, sick bunch over here had something to do with convincing this chick/dude that attacking a Dallas Cowboys player would increase her traffic dramatically, like it did for the Chiefs site.

But attacking Jason Witten for community service? What a low blow. How low will this girl/guy go? I shouldn’t ask that question.

However, pay backs are a bitch. So, I present to you the top 10 reasons why Jaguar fans and the team are lame:

10. The Jags fans are so lame that they leave their team in the dust for a college football team. That’s real lame.

9. The Jags are so lame that they arrest fans for cussing during a heated game:

8. Jags fans are so lame that the only vagina they get is the foam kind:

7. Jag fans are so lame, just listen to this ridiculously lame taunt of Hall of Fame receiver Terrell Owens:

6. Jag fans are so lame that when they are mad at their team, they call them the Jacksonville Jagoffs. That is so lame.

5. Oh my god, these are Jag fans. Looks at these weirdos. Incest legal in Jacksonville? So lame!

4. Name one receiver for the Jaguars. It’s not easy because they truly are a lame offensive team.

3. Hilarious. Prove of lameness:

2. The Jags John Henderson is so lame that he needs to be bitch-slapped for motivation. Real Lame.

1. The Jags are so lame that a girl is the chief blogger for one of the very few Jaguar-themed sites on the populous Web. What the hell do girls know about football?

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I didn't read the blog mentioned regarding bashing Witten... but this "top 10 reasons" article is extremely lame, including some of the responses. If that is any indication of the Cowboys fanbase, I believe you could come up with more than a top 10 for them. That being said, I'll refrain from insulting an entire fanbase and their favorite NFL organization just b/c some dumb@ss puts some words and videos together to get some attention.

PS. you have to admit that dude making a foam vagina and getting on ESPN before they could pull the camera off of him was classic!

This is such a dumb website and I feel like I lot a few brain cells for watching it. Tennessee by the way, not FL leads the nation in incest!

Jaguars rock.

Sure the Jag blog was stupid but was this supposed to be a funny retort?

Maybe your just made you havn't seen your team win a playoff game in 14 years...

Jax the ghetto of FL? I've lived here 25 years, obviously you couldn't afford to go to the nice parts...this article pretty much sums up why Cowboy fans are lame

I could make a blog for 10 reasons on why Cowboy fans are lame, but there are way too many good videos of Cowboys fans on the internet BAWWing over losses to the Giants as well as throwing Tony Homo under the bus. It would be way too sweet.

I've actually been to Jacksonville.....I call it the ghetto of FL. What a dump.

The only losers here are everyone not named Herschel Walker.  You retards need to do some push ups.

Too many coincidences to ignore...

Well, lets just get back to good ol football. But if you like interesting reactions, try the Eagles fans. Most of what they write is unprintable ;-)

You guys only wish that the Kansas City guys had something to do with this.

No. It was just me. All by my own, devious self. Bwhahaha.

Staubach, I have launched an investigation. If the Chiefs losers had anything to do with this, we will have to counter attack.

Odd after just welcoming her she takes a jab at Dallas in one of her first posts, only to have the Chef's fans come to glee. I wonder who suggested that? Hmmm. Like a terrorist sending out someone else to die for the cause

Jeanne, do not listen to those Kansas City guys. Like LH said , I am sure they encouraged you to ruffle the feathers of the Boys fans.  I am sure they are happy with themselves. Maybe write about the projected wins you think for the Jags

It actually sounds like the Jag fans are cheering for TO in that video. The Garrard video was a little weak though Landry, but Im not saying he is anything compared to Romo.

i could care less, i'm not interested

I'm just looking forward to mean Jeanne's first post that's actually about football.

neco, did you not read my post just before your's????

I wouldn't go as far to say Jason Witten is the best Tight End in the NFL. Antonio Gates and Kellen Winslow are the top two then Witten.

And is this all you Cowboy Fans do too, just sit here and bash other teams? No wonder your all ignorant angry monsters, all you do is concentrate on negatives.

i like talking football, not bashing banter. but i see that catcrave, a jags fan, came on to clear the matter some, and thankyou for that. thats what we all our here is football fans. i speak for all cowboy fans when i say we love our jason witten. he's "applepie" all american and we need more of that in this world. so we take offence to someone that bashes that and we should. as far as tes go, yeah you could say that gates should be rated at the top, some would say winslow, gonzo, or whom ever? but witten is so valuable to our offensive play calling it makes him stick at the top of the pile. he maybe more important the a wr in our offence. the only reason gonzo and gates have done well over the years is basically their offences have had no wrs to speak of and they were the sole targets. winslow is more of a wr like his dad was and may not be a "true" te as the position goes? he's a great combo at any rate with edwards in that spread, just as witten is in ours with owens. so it's not so much who's the best, but rather, who's the best FIT??? to me, thats witten or winslow????? am i wrong???? thats tough to argue with todays te.

jeane you got a bunch of cowboy fans roaring back at you, thankyou very much, and why would you feel the need for this, may i ask politely????

if you got a problem with witten???? what the hell is your problem???? what the hell has witten ever done wrong in this league????? he's the one guy that exemplifies everything thats GOOD about the nfl. why the hell could you possibly even dream of takin a shot at him for????? well i'll say it for all you guys.......she/he can kiss our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuuuuuuse me. The cat is roaring thankyouverymuch.

Jags fans are so lame they follow a team with teal jerseys......and a smiling kitten on the helmet.

All kidding aside, you will notice that I didn't say anything along the lines of "man, screw the United Way that organization is the worst" or "Seriously, that Jason Witten guy is a total jerk for helping kids." In comparison to the other ads they run (the 49ers guy gets foster kids into college), getting tackled by a little kid isn't the same. That last sentence was in COMPLETE jest, taken in mind that Witten does so many things... why show some community event he does with his team that basically every other team does as well?

She should be more worried about the Colts

TLH,
Sure the little winch did...but you must know who you are punching before you punch...she started the fight now we (Cowboy fans) will finish it...just watch she hasn't began to feel the WRATH!  And chief fans...TG is OVERRRATTTED! Jason Witten is the best TE in the game!

I have a feeling the Chiefs site had a lot to do with that bash post. Now she is back tracking, making it look like she was kidding, a parody. Nope. She meant to hit Witten in the sack.

TLH,
Thanks for the post...and i sent this to all my friends that are Cowboy fans...we will "overwhelm" Jean/Gene whoever he/she/it is...and Redskin...look at her "little" site, i left you a message...what a low blow to Witten, he is a class act, it was a commercial inviting people to join the United Way, which by the way is a classy organization...I guess no 'skins or jags' were asked so that is why you bash THE BEST TIGHTEND IN THE GAME!!!!

Jeanne, before this fued starts (starts?) to get out of hand, why the strange non-football related post mocking Witten? Was it just intended on purpose to bring attention to your site? I am not sure I understood your previous post about the UW being a real org.

Now you have done it RG. The Eagles fans will now be coming your way with profanity laden posts ;-)

In defense of the "Teeeee ooooooHHHHHH...." chant, the Eagles actually started it not the Jags. I used to have to listen to it constantly when drunken Eagles fans shouted it at Fed Ex stadium. I think the Jags are singing a mocking version of it. Or maybe not and maybe it's a coincidence.

Either way, the Jaguars don't get credit for making that up; dumbass eagles fans do.

If the United Way was a real organization, it would be down here putting their funds into Jacksonville because obviously the Jaguars are the ones who need the most help around here.

Was that RuPaul's first post! She/He...He/She...Shit, I mean IT is crazy. Bashing the United Way? It should be put in the express lane!