It’s Real Bad When The “Gay Socialites” Talk About Your QB

It’s a slow news day, and, well, I can’t help it. I go to my googlemail account and it is overloaded with Tony Romo news that he broke up with blonde bimbo Jessica Simpson. I don’t believe the crap, but I came across this blog and nearly fell to the floor.

How bad is it when the gay socialites start flirting around with your quarterback? I am not trying to be homophobic or rude, but serious: Isn’t a bad sign that the gay guys are all over Romo’s love life?  I mean, Romo is obviously straight.

The site isn’t that gay so maybe it’s just a funny name. Or maybe it is run by gay guys who aren’t trying to be overly gay. I have no clue. But the post is Super Gay.
Of course, Jessica’s bodyguards say the break up rumor is just that, a rumor.  We could only wish Romo concentrates on just football until he decides to retire, but wishful thinking usually fails.

Just win us a damn Super Bowl and I don’t care he dates.