Exclusive Interviews With Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde

This is the first in a 4-round series…

Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde, the famous game ghosts, have never liked Pacman. Whenever he gets a taste of one of those energizing pellets, their lives flash before their eyes.

ghost_inky.gifWe’re kind of glad he’s their problem now,” Inky said, when asked about the trade the Dallas Cowboys made to obtain Adam “Pacman” Jones. “That son of a bitch was always on our asses. But that mofo sure can play!”

Blinky said Pacman taught him the difference between a good stripper and a bad stripper.

ghost_blinky.gif“He liked those blondes with a bit of the mean streak. I’ll never forget that one time he smacked that bitch so har….wait…forget it. He’s a good guy,” Blinky said, as he stuffed a wad of $100 bills in his ghost suit.

“I’ll never forget that time he showed me the shower room with Shanine. We popped open a bottle of Hennessy and we gots shitfaced.”

Clyde said he shot his first gun with the suspended NFL wide receiver. He also got his first taste of Gin and Juice with Pacman’s posse.

ghost_clyde.gif“He could pull that Luger out of his drawers faster than I could take down that chronic from the gravity bong,” Clyde said. “I was so effing stoned, shit. I tried to pull the gun out of his hands and he shot a hole through my damn du-rag!”

Pinky, the speedy one, said Pacman was faster, and meaner.

ghost_pinky.gif“Shizzm, yahhhhh!!!!! You guys got Pacman for a 4th round pick? That’s slim shady! Sheeeeot, man. Yeowwws!”

Topics: Blinky, Clyde, Dallas Cowboys, Inky, Pacman, Pinky

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