The Landry Hat Interviews Cowboys Tight End Anthony Fasano

tulip, You can plant tulips on my D?@!. HAHAHAA

Get it right, Tulip!!!!!!!

4TH GRADE  bro get it right!!!!  :)

Woo hoo! Pretty soon we'll have Lance reading and writing at a third grade level. Keep up the hard work buddy!  I'm off to go put on a dress and my hog nose.  :)

im here you flower girl, just had to work late all week (tax season)....good interview i always support my man landry in his endeavors, good job....now if you can interview that fruit loop roy williams i have plenty to say to him....redskin girl arent you proud NO CAPS LOCK!! :)

I know what *I* heard.  I like my quote better. Landry, your enforcer Lance Pants is nowhere to be seen! Whatever shall you do? Nyah nyah!

It was a good interview LandryHat, keep up the hard work. Maybe you can get an interveiw with Pacman soon. That would be alright too. How long did it take for you set all this up with his agent?...... And even if you can't get an interview with Ware, at least maybe he will read this post and the comments. DeMarcus, if you are reading this, theLandryHat wants to interveiw you. And when he gets done, I want you to answer the questions I asked earlier. If your agent has a problem with it, I am sure you can take care of him. Your a big guy, but if you need help, I'm pretty damn big myself. We can work together. Deal? Kurt Angle showed me some moves too if that helps.

Steam, it ain't that easy.

I will try.

You did a great job in the interveiw LandryHat, but I was just wandering why you chose Fasano over any other Dallas Cowboy? Go after DeMarcus Ware next time. That would be my pick if I could interview any of them too John A. ..... Ask him how much money he made off that commercial for Grand Prairie Ford.  Ask him if he thinks Grand Prairie Ford is a better place to buy a car than Troy Aikman's AutoMall.  Then get into the real questions like, How does it feel to be able to make every QB in the National Football Leage soil themselves  on gameday? Have you ever been shat on by a QB? Maybe in highschool? Got a little crap on the #94?  Hell, I don't know about ya'll, but if he was coming at me, I'd crap myself before I took off runnin! And I'm a lot bigger than any QB. Ask him if he has any gameday rituals to get ready, like voodoo dolls anything like that? I kind of picture him being like that guy on that movie with Charlie Sheen. Major Leage

He says "Our team is I think pretty close FOR a professional team"

Lance, can you take care of Tulip for me?

"Our team is I think pretty close to a professional team." That's a direct quote from around 1:55 on the interview.  That's exactly what he said. It's taken completely out of context, but it's a direct quote.

By the way LandryHat congrats on the interview though. I hope you get more guys to interview, hopefully DeMarcus Ware, since hes one of my favorites, and hes hilarious, and you said he reads this sometimes so hopefully he'll give you an interview.................................................. on another note, Ive been told by my entertainment television-watching sister that the Jessica Simpson thing was a joke they were playing on the press (her and her mom), but seriously thats one effed up joke, i mean if my girlfriend and her mom joked around like that about getting hitched id buy a one way ticket outta crazytown you know what im saying? Someone needs to voodoo the bitch outta here cuz she brings too much of that E!TV cameras and paparazzi around...

I hope he wont be traded. Fasano played against my school back in the day in high school, although our team sucked and they spanked us. But my friend takes pride in saying he was ran over by anthony fasano hah, and quite frankly im jealous cuz i think thats a pretty cool thing to be able to say. I think hes real good and I hope he stays in Dallas, I live in Jersey and Im surrounded by fricken Giants fans, I like that some Jerz represents down there. I hope he becomes a real successful player, I was pumped when he caught his first TD last year.

Whoa Brian. WHOA!!!! Why are you spreading such a rumor?

I haven't had a chance to listen to the interview yet as I am at my in-laws on vacation and their computer sucks.  That being said, I did link you on my site.  Thanks for all the hard work in getting the first interview with a guy who will be traded to the Miami Dolphins...you go Dan...:)

sorry L-hat....but i know you agree = )

tulip is scum!

No. 9, I hope to do a lot more interviews. I am working on it.

Great Interview...Do you think you will be able to do more interviews later on? that would be cool...I think tulip is jealous cause he cant get any deadskins players to do an interview with him hahahaha

Tulip, that's it. You're now going to be moderated.

that is not what he said Tulip.

Fabulous! You've got another quote for your quote board: "Our team is pretty close to a professional team." -- Anthony Fasano.  How true it is.

Good stuff!