Tony Romo Ties Knot With Blonde Curse In Secret Wedding?


Folks, I left work feeling dizzy and faint today. I’m not kidding. I had this sudden rush to my head, and I turned pale. When I got up, I felt like I was going to faint. Then my back started hurting. Being the hypochondriac I am, I thought I was having liver failure.

I still feel weird.

And then this hit my eyes.

Now I feel like I need to go to the Urgent Care Center.

Tony Romo married Jessica Simpson? Is this true? Can this be real? Am I dying of liver failure? Why do I feel dizzy?

If this crap is true, Jerry Jones needs to enact the new wife rule for game day. It should read something like this: Jessica Simpson is not allowed to attend any regular season or playoff games in which the Dallas Cowboys are playing. If she attends, she will be escorted out by her ex husband, Nick Lachey, who will be wearing a pink dress and purple hair ribbons. 

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