I love Emmitt Smith. But I could not help but laugh at this post about all of Emmitt’s goofy NFL commentary. We have to admit, it’s mind boggling that Emmitt is still on the air. He is not exactly proficient in the English language.
Please, read the post, because some of them are just downright hilarious. Here are a few of my favorites:
- “Brett Favre went into Dallas nine times and have a big goose egg.” (Commentary: And I bet Emmitt had tons of big goose eggs on his grammar tests when he was in high school.)
- “Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.” (Commentary: I don’t care who “make” things happen, but who the heck is Wes Worker?)
- “Reggie Bush is definitely effective. Just not tonight.” (Commentary: Emmitt said this after the Falcons-Saints Monday night game. Note to Emmitt: Bush wasn’t effective… because… HE DIDN’T EVEN PLAY! No wonder he wasn’t effective tonight.)
- “I think it’s his self-confidence in himself that make him so confident when it get down into the crunch time.” (Commentary: So, in other words, his self-confidence in himself makes him confident. I guess that makes sense. Sure, you’re saying the same thing three times, but who’s counting?)