Is Jerry Jones A Liar? Where’s the Effing Surprise?


If Jerry Jones‘ idea of a surprise is trading the entire draft and players for Darren McFadden, then I might as well commit myself to the closest psych ward. Listen, Jerry, I am not putting words in your mouth. You told ESPN that you would surprise some people if they thought you were going to fill the Cowboys needs in the draft alone.

Since then, Bernard Berrian has been signed. Asante Samuel is gone. Randall Gay, bye bye. Michael Turner no more.  Drayton Florence ain’t no Cowboys. Donte Stallworth was never considered nor was Jerry Porter and Isaac Bruce. And now the Raiders miff everyone by paying 56 million for often injured Javon Walker.  Better them than us overpaying like that, but Walker is off the table.

But hey, we’ve got Zach Thomas. Surprise, everyone!!!

This is starting to get a tad bit irritating. Warrick Dunn has been dropped, so if we plan to sign him, do it now. As it appears Julius Jones might sign with the Detroit Lions, which is the only team to show any interest in him, we’re losing our chances at making some kind of splash. And the Cowboys need to make a splash!

Where’s the damn surprise, Jerry? Is it McFadden? Do you even realize how bad we need a cornerback, safety and wide receiver? Are you trying to tell us all that Terry Glenn still has life in him?  Are you going to try and ride Terrell Owens, Tony Romo and Jason Witten to a Super Bowl without even addressing the holes in the secondary?

I want to know where the hell the surprise is, Jerry. Because, if it is Zach Thomas, I am going to throw a damn chair through a wall!!!!

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