Pinky, Blinky, Inky and Clyde! PacMan Jones Eyes Cowboys

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There is no surprise in saying the Dallas Cowboys need help in the secondary. And I honestly have no idea if the Cowboys plan to seek that help in this upcoming draft or if they plan to pick someone from free agency. But I know of one “player” who wants to put on a Cowboys uniform. His name is PacMan Jones. He’s serving a suspension for his lengthy criminal record. How lengthy is it? Well, hold on…let me get that for you.

Here is a list of his charges and trouble:

  • 10/2003 Sentenced to a year in prison. Dropped to 2 years probation for a fight (Punched a WOMEN in her face)
  • 4/2005 At a club at 3am Pac Man friend punched a women in her face
  • 7/2005 Arrested on charges of assault and felony vandalism stemming from a nightclub altercation. Jones was in handcuffs, a white T-shirt and light blue exercise pants when he appeared smiling before a night court commissioner
  • 9/2005 Jones was counseled for a loud verbal tantrum when he was told to wait in line for his vehicle.
  • 10/2005 In a petition filed by the state, it was alleged that Jones has not made regular and sufficient contact with his probation officer. Given 1 year probation
  • 3/2006 Charged with marijuana possession in Fayetteville, Georgia
  • 4/2006 Nine people were arrested on suspicion of having roles in two major drug rings that trafficked cocaine and marijuana in Sumner and Davidson counties, including a Nashville man with possible ties to Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones.
  • 4/18 Police say Pacman was one of 12 or more people that gathered at a gas station in Nashville when a fight broke out and gunshots were fired
  • 8/23/06: Jones was also accused of simple assault by Toya Garth, who said Jones spit in her face.
  • 10/2006 Jones was issued a citation for misdemeanor assault after a female student from Tennessee State University claimed that Jones spit in her face at a Nashville night club.
  • 2/2007 Jones was in the middle of a fight and shooting at a strip club in Las Vegas that left one man paralyzed and two more wounded. The fight broke out after Jones showered strippers on stage with $81,000 dollars. The club owner claims Jones was beating a strippers head against the bar while claiming to kill one of the club’s employees.

Now, I am probably going to get a lot of heat for this, but that’s fine. I think the Dallas Cowboys should hire PacMan Jones. He’s absolutely no risk. He’ll come cheap. If he acts up, we drop him. The Cowboys could tender him a small contract and let him play his ass off. If he does well, and behaves, we helped reform a player with a bad reputation. If he fails, then drop his like a chicken bone. I suggest this move because I don’t think the Cowboys have enough money to sign the players they need to sign and get Asante Samuel.

Here is a video of PacMan saying he wants to play in Dallas. It is near the end of the video when he says it, but the clip is short.

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