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12 Jan

Douchery of the Day: Plaxico Guarantees Win

I knew sooner or later a Giant would open his mouth and utter the infamous “we will win” garbage. This time, it wasn’t creampuff Antonio Pierce; it was Plaxico Burress.

Read it here. And although Burress doesn’t outright guarantee a win, his language is pretty obvious. He thinks the Giants are going to win and he really doesn’t think this will be a tough matchup in Dallas. Hilarious stuff.

“I don’t really think it’s really going to be a tough matchup for us, we match up really well on the outside and in the slot,” Burress said. “But as far DeMarcus Ware and some of those guys on the front line, there’s no doubt about it, DeMarcus Ware and some of those guys are premier pass rushers. So as long as we can block it up, protect Eli and get some time to throw, I don’t think on the back end in the secondary that they’re going to be able to hold on to us for too long.”

OK, OK. I hear what he is saying. He’s talking trash about the Dallas Cowboys secondary. He does make a good point about the pass rush of DeMarcus Ware and how important it is to protect Eli Manning, who we all know is prone to blowing a game for the Giants.

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8 Responses to “Douchery of the Day: Plaxico Guarantees Win”

  1. 1
    pedro Says:

    hey landryhat… u r tha biggest idiot i ever met in my life who cares what jerry jones is doing this year PHILADELPHIA EAGLES BABY!!!!

  2. 2
    thelandryhat Says:

    Wow Pedro. That was classic. Baby. Classic.

    We never met, Pedro. Now go eat taco.

  3. 3
    pedro Says:

    wow!! good comeback white trash

  4. 4
    thelandryhat Says:

    Pedro, take your Taco Ball Grande ass over to the Eagles blog. Your nonsense is not going to work here.

  5. 5
    pedro Says:

    yea thanx i guess i will go 2 a REAL blog homo!!! c ya next season when we r on top!!

  6. 6
    OCTOPUS Says:

    Pedro get back on that mower and finish my lawn!

  7. 7
    pedro Says:

    wow u must be an idiot 2 im puerto rican dumbass not mexican haha!!! u guys r so mad tha eagles will be on top fags

  8. 8
    thelandryhat Says:

    Where is our little Pedro?

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