What in the hell is this? Of course, this is the 1986 Dallas Cowboys singing a Christmas song, “Christmas in Dallas.” I nearly pissed my pants when I found this on youtube. I swear to God that if the 2007 Cowboys even try something like this I will be writing owner Jerry Jones to prevent its release. Why in the world would any football team even consider doing something like this? I much rather be associated with the Bears’ Super Bowl shuffle, which was equally gay, than this damn thing. What the hell is Bill Bates doing in a damn skit like this?