The Landry Hat Challenges Keyshawn Johnson to a UFC Fight

I am sending this letter to Keyshawn Johnson tonight:

Dear Keyshawn Johnson,

You have a big mouth. You are obviously conspiring with ESPN and the anti-Dallas Cowboy analysts who cannot stand to watch this team succeed. Your attack on Terrell Owens is uncalled for and disrespectful. You are stirring up trouble. You are jealous. You are a has been. How dare you call one of the most prolific receivers in this professional sport a “skunk.”

With that said, Keyshawn, I challenge you to a UFC cage fight in Las Vegas. Me vs. You. The Landry Hat vs Keyshawn. Let’s see who is the better man. Within this letter is my contact information. Feel free to call me and give me some dates for this fight. Do NOT pussy out on me.


The Landry Hat

Yeah Folks, I am irritated. Keyshawn just keeps on spewing negativity. He blames it on Owens and “the situation he continues to get himself in.” Keyshawn is just so mad that Owens has something to say about how Bill Parcells coached him and the team (no playoff wins in four years).

“In T.O.’s situation, he is not going to win over an old, legendary icon coach in the National Football League. I’ve been in a similar situation with John Gruden. Just let it go!”

But then big-mouth Keyshawn had the audacity to say that Bill Parcells might have brought the Cowboys to the NFC Championship game if Tony Romo didn’t botch the field goal snap. Now he is attacking Romo? What the hell is wrong with this wanna-be?

“We have yet to see what is going to happen with this team. The season hasn’t even played out yet,” Keyshawn said.

Let me help you, Keyshawn. Dallas is making it to the Super Bowl. The team will be in Arizona. And Terrell Owens will be one of many Cowboys who will hold up the franchises SIXTH LOMBARDI TROPHY you overrated, non-touchdown scoring piece of garbage!!!!!!!

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