Does Tony Romo Want The World to See His Girl Naked?
As if Tony Romo’s dating life could get more bizarre, read this. Yes, his little honey, Jessica Simpson, wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and to do that, she needs to show some titties and ass to the entire male community, as it will be the only community likely to watch such a film. Jessica Simpson is not a good singer, and her acting is even worse (please see Dukes of Hazard).
The story says: 
A source said: “Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. “The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”
Jessica’s poppa, Joe Simpson, won’t be happy. He has already forced her, the article alleges, to turn down a role as a porn star because she’d have to show it all. Jessica Simpson as a porn star? Holy Cow! But how will Tony react to this? I am sure he will be calm and collected when Simpson breaks the news to him over tea, crackers and sex. But if I were him, I’d leave her now. She’s an omen of bad news. Her last husband fell into deep depression after she left him.
Since when did full frontal nudity mean a movie was a porn? I can name dozens and dozens of movies where you see bush that aren’t porn. Why do you think those guys started Flesh of the Stars in Knocked up? I’m all for a little bit more of Jess than we are used to, but she’s not really going to engage in "real" sex on film.
December 11th, 2007 at 7:24 pmHer dad is probably one of those Christian-right weirdos who think tits is porn and too much skin is the devil showing itself again. OH GOD!
December 11th, 2007 at 7:29 pm