I couldn’t help but laugh when reading this article in the Detroit Free Press. Dallas Cowboys fans, meet Lions linebacker Paris Lenon.
Lenon is the goofball who tried to pick the football up and run instead of throwing his chunky ass on the Tony Romo fumble late in the fourth quarter. He ends up kicking the ball into the hands of a flopping Kyle Kosier. Kosier got the game ball for the win against Detroit.
“It bothered me,” Lenon said. “It bothered me a lot because I understood the situation. If I get that ball, the game’s over. It weighed on me a lot. But I don’t know what else I could have done.”
Dude, Lenon, try falling to the ground on top of the ball and holding onto it tight. That’s football 101. You were winning the game. There was no need for you to even try to pick it up. I mean, pal, I am not complaining. We owe you. But don’t tell your beloved fans that you don’t know what else you could have done, dimwit.