You Are Who We Thought You Were Dennis Green

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As unbelievable as it sounds, Dennis Green is crazier than we all thought. Now an icon for one of the oddest post-game speeches of all time, the infamous “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” after the Cardinals blew a huge lead to the Bears, Green has gone off the deep end of a slimy capitalist cliff.

I’m not kidding either when I say he is trying to trademark the infamous quote. You can see the official documents here. The application is active. Green wants to copy the saying on Hats, caps, baseball caps, knitted caps, golf caps, sports jerseys, t-shirts, polo shirts, sport shirts, sweatshirts, golf shirts, sweat bands, sweat pants, jogging pants.” Golf shirts? Jogging pants? Effing sweat bands?

When I saw the Denny Green breakdown, my jaw dropped. I didn’t even understand what he was talking about. I mean, why did he use innuendo? “You wanna crown them, then crown their asses”? We let them off the hook? What the hell is he talking about? “High-performance helicopter?”

What’s next? Jim Mora will want to trademark “Playoffs? Don’t talk about, Playoffs?”

Thanks to PJS for the scoop.

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